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North Platte is a small-ish town in Nebraska, known for it's railroad and it's drug problem. The place where meth-heads run rampant and pedophiles go to die. The North side of town is pretty well known as being the poor side of town, and despite the fact that everyone who lives in North Platte sucks, or is trying to escape, they still treat kids from the North side like trash. The whole town is trash. Don't move there.
Person 1: "What can I get you to drink?"

Person 2: "Can I get a coke?"

Person 1: "Sorry, we only have meth."

Person 2: "I must be in North Platte..."
by St4rCrossed October 4, 2017
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