Definitions by St. Joe

van bramer 

an excessively hairy vagina, that needs a weed whacker taken to it, before you part the meat curtains.

Toss me the hedge trimmers Jose' I've gotta take down that van bramer.

van bramer by St. Joe November 11, 2003

cougars 

older women who like younger men

do you want to go cooogar huntin' tonight

cougars by St. Joe November 4, 2003

van bramer 

a woman with a very large bush. See also chiapet, hairpie.

did you see the van bramer on that cougar?

van bramer by St. Joe November 4, 2003