Squirdankey's definitions

Abraham

An extremly handsome mythical boy that lives in the deep woods of the Southern Ontario crown land. Know for saving women and and children from rabid grizzly bears and his extreme handsomness. Red haired and bearded, wears flannels, and is a massive hunk with a massive penis. Often seen in the dreams of many ladies.

I dream about Abraham alot, so handsome.

by Squirdankey November 25, 2006