Definitions by Squeakums

bruisenesia 

When you discover a bruise and can't remember when or where you got it

Person one: Man I have four bruises on my legs!

Person 2: Where'd you get them from?

Person 1: I can't remember....

Person 2: Then you must be getting bruisenesia!

Person 1: O damn

bruisenesia by squeakums October 24, 2008

11:11'd 

To make a wish when the clock says 11:11

Last night I 11:11'd that I would be able to go see my boyfriend at Christmas

11:11'd by squeakums October 19, 2008

murse 

a purse for a man

I went to the mall and they were have a sale on murses

murse by Squeakums August 5, 2008