scott cawthon

1) The creator of the highly-successful Five Nights At Freddy's Franchise.

2) Turning into one of the biggests sellout on the face of the planet.

1: Scott cawthon created FNAF all by himself.

2: Nintendo is making Mario Games on mobile now? They're really Scott Cawthoning

by Spodermen2121 z April 18, 2018

Schwartz

The Schwartz is a greater magic. It binds everything in the universe together. It can be channeled through rings found in Cracker Jack boxes. The Schwartz can be used to move things with one's mind and the rings can be used to channel energy blades. Contrary to popular belief, these blades are not, in fact, "penis-powered" The Schwartz is kept by the everlasting know-it-all, Yogurt, in his home on the moon of vega.

Yogurt: I am the keeper of a greater magic, known throughout the universe as....

Barf: The Force?

Yogurt: No, the Schwartz

by Spodermen2121 z February 07, 2017

soviet russia

A place where everything is the opposite of how it is in the USA

In America, you piss in toilet

In soviet russia, toilet piss in you!

by Spodermen2121 z January 22, 2017

five nights at freddy's

A famous indie game that started out good, but was ruined by a combination of both it's horrible fanbase and the fact that the creator made tons of sequels that were all too similar to the original. The plot is simple: You play as a night watch person in a Chuck E. Cheese style building, but the animatronic animals all want to kill you.

Cringy kid: Hey dude, did you hear that Five Nights at Freddy's 4 is coming out?

Kid with a brain: Yeah, it's probably gonna be the same as the other 3 games

by Spodermen2121 z March 09, 2017

IGN

The Internet Gaming Network. - A website full of a bunch of people with their Heads up their asses who worship Xbox and give games that aren't on the console lower reviews, while giving games like Call Of Duty and Madden near-perfect reviews. They also like to lower reviews based on the smallest, nit-pickiest shit.

Kid: Pokemon Alpha Sapphire is amazing!

IGN: 7.8/10 - Too much water.

by Spodermen2121 z June 30, 2017

Pot-Rock

The name given to Patrick from Spongebob in the "Spingebill" series of youtube poops.

Spingebill decided to share his candy bar with pot-rock.

by Spodermen2121 z April 10, 2017

the activison approach

When a game company's approach to making games is as follows.

1) Make at least one game for a series every year.

2) Have every game in said series be essentially the same thing.

Guy 1: Nintendo seems to be making a New Super Mario Bros. Game every year.

Guy 2: They're taking the activison approach

by Spodermen2121 z June 22, 2017