BYOB

Bring your own bitch

Tom: what's up with the party tonight, everyone brought a bitch....

Dick: yeah, didn't you know it was BYOB night?

by Spltbird October 21, 2002

beans

testicles

I was playing football and got kicked in the beans

by spltbird November 25, 2002

dumpster diving

when a bloke finds an scungy slut ta root, usually uglier than he's capable of

Tom: Oh shit! Did ya see that wanker with that ho, he's dumpster diving

by Spltbird April 22, 2006

push brown

The act of defecation.

i've gotta go push brown before we leave.

by Spltbird October 21, 2002

ding dong ditch

to knock on an anonymous door and run away

i'm bored let's go ding dong ditch someone

by spltbird November 25, 2002

roastbeef

a woman that has pussy lips that are dark, are too long, and hang down.

I was wif this new bitch, and I went down to mop her dungeon, but she had some nasty roastbeef cookin.

by spltbird November 25, 2002

beer bong

a funnel and a hose attached together in order to consume large quantities of beer

hey, i hit this beer bong aready, it's your turn to have a fast beer.

by spltbird November 25, 2002