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The art of laying on your back while placing a gummy bear on the head of your erect penis and pulling the head down to the perfect launch point. Release and let the gummy bear fly into you or a friend’s mouth.
My girlfriend slipped me an extra strength Cialis so her and her friends could play a few rounds of Cockipolt!
by Splendid Curse October 5, 2025
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Fucking Greg came home drunk last night and spooned up next to me in bed. I gave him the Gunky Pudd’n Spoon the moment his dong tried to weasel between my cheeks.
by Splendid Curse December 20, 2025
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