3 definitions by Spill Communication
The blamed single-point failure of a man's proposed mission to get laid when the real mission was to Premature Ejaculate and cock block his own cock, thereby wetting pussies but never giving them the satisfaction they don't deserve.
This has been said to be the highest zen move of a few super advanced fuck masters. Namely the Oyel Giants.
This has been said to be the highest zen move of a few super advanced fuck masters. Namely the Oyel Giants.
Whatever, I've been fucking around with Joe since Billy's shuttle valve is acting nuts and he leaves the seat up and my butt keeps hitting the toilet water and whatever I'm just like fuck that, I'm not even going to tell him, but then again Joe's shuttle valve has been acting weird too lately. Whatever I deserve it... I'm a bitch
by Spill Communication June 23, 2010
"You guys have any drugs, contraband, outstanding tickets, warrants for your arrest, anything I should know about?" -Cop
"Yeah, I've got a warrant out for my arrest.... Danglin" -Andrew
"Who's putting on the critical mass ride?" -bike whore
"I don't know, but I have a critical mass.... Danglin" -me
"Do you have the new app that shows you the direction to Mecca?" -Muslim
"Yeah, I've got that app.... Danglin" -Iphone user
"Do you have a 8mm hex?" "Yeah, fuckin.... Danglin"
"Yeah, I've got a warrant out for my arrest.... Danglin" -Andrew
"Who's putting on the critical mass ride?" -bike whore
"I don't know, but I have a critical mass.... Danglin" -me
"Do you have the new app that shows you the direction to Mecca?" -Muslim
"Yeah, I've got that app.... Danglin" -Iphone user
"Do you have a 8mm hex?" "Yeah, fuckin.... Danglin"
by Spill Communication June 24, 2010
When a bitch your fucking tries to pinch your hard-on off inside her pussy but fails.
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Similar to when you try to open a freeze pop but cant, your teeth are essentially Blind Shear Ramming the ice pop package. Or when you try to bite a cooked asparagus in half, but never actually break through it.. ever, you are Blind Shear Ramming that asparagus. Not named after an attempted move by the famous wrestler "The Ram" akin to the Ram Slam only Blind Shear Ramming the opponents neck, in an attempt to sever the head. Instead, the penectomy attempt is named after what "The Ram" named his move after... yeah that.
More info:
Similar to when you try to open a freeze pop but cant, your teeth are essentially Blind Shear Ramming the ice pop package. Or when you try to bite a cooked asparagus in half, but never actually break through it.. ever, you are Blind Shear Ramming that asparagus. Not named after an attempted move by the famous wrestler "The Ram" akin to the Ram Slam only Blind Shear Ramming the opponents neck, in an attempt to sever the head. Instead, the penectomy attempt is named after what "The Ram" named his move after... yeah that.
Dee Jay Blind Shear Rammed me last night bro! It was sweet... the shaft is hanging by threads, but it's still shooting ropes!!!
by Spill Communication June 23, 2010