Definitions by Speedwell Stu

jackass zoo

A large collection of morons with whom you have to share a space on a frequent basis.

Man, I need a new job. I can't handle working in this fucking jackass zoo.

jackass zoo by Speedwell Stu May 23, 2008

bullshit creep 

The method by which useless crap makes its way into your job, life, etc...

"Hey, have you finished that report yet?"
"Hell no, bullshit creep set in and I'm doing everybody's else's fucking job."

bullshit creep by Speedwell Stu May 23, 2008

fuckuardo 

A method of calling someone a fucker while still embracing multicultural diversity

"Nice driving fuckuardo! Don't they have stop signs in PR?"

fuckuardo by Speedwell Stu May 23, 2008