Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Speedwell Stu

jackass zoo

A large collection of morons with whom you have to share a space on a frequent basis.

Man, I need a new job. I can't handle working in this fucking jackass zoo.

Merch

The method by which useless crap makes its way into your job, life, etc...

"Hey, have you finished that report yet?"
"Hell no, bullshit creep set in and I'm doing everybody's else's fucking job."

Merch

A method of calling someone a fucker while still embracing multicultural diversity

"Nice driving fuckuardo! Don't they have stop signs in PR?"

Merch