Definitions by Speckled Hand (Goodman Jones)
fozz
n.; the sound made by an abrupt combination of flatus and diarrhea.
A mild onamatopoiea (word which sounds like what it signifies.)
A mild onamatopoiea (word which sounds like what it signifies.)
Groaning in distress, the wretched man emptied his bowels with a watery fozz. 'I'll never,' he moaned, 'eat that bean dip again.'
fozz by Speckled Hand (Goodman Jones) September 1, 2004
schlitzkrieg
n.; A focused assault on the night's beers.
A whirlwind drinking binge.
Assumed to be a play on 'blitzkrieg' (meaning 'lightning attack', the term for the WWII German panzer warfare characterized by quick movement, capturing enormous areas of land, and brute force.
A whirlwind drinking binge.
Assumed to be a play on 'blitzkrieg' (meaning 'lightning attack', the term for the WWII German panzer warfare characterized by quick movement, capturing enormous areas of land, and brute force.
schlitzkrieg by Speckled Hand (Goodman Jones) September 1, 2004
frugid
adj; Describes a person (usually female) who dislikes shopping. Connotation is that the dislike stems from an intense primness regarding expenditures. Possibly linked to a reluctance to exert or express oneself sexually.
Often used snidely to refer specifically to a female reluctance to purchase lingerie. Body image issues may be hinted at.
Thought to be a blend of 'frugal' and 'frigid'.
Often used snidely to refer specifically to a female reluctance to purchase lingerie. Body image issues may be hinted at.
Thought to be a blend of 'frugal' and 'frigid'.
Stereotype#1: My wife's out shoppin'-- I'm goan be broke.
Stereotype#2: Not me, mine's frugid.
Stereotype #1: Huh. Dat good or bad?
Stereotype #2: Little o' both, muh brutha. Little o' both.
Stereotype#2: Not me, mine's frugid.
Stereotype #1: Huh. Dat good or bad?
Stereotype #2: Little o' both, muh brutha. Little o' both.
frugid by Speckled Hand (Goodman Jones) September 1, 2004
extreme bakeover
n.; slang term for getting someone drunk or high, especially if their lifestyle changes to that of a regular user.
Hetty was pretty stuck up when she moved here, but after the first party she got an extreme bakeover and now she's a stoner.
extreme bakeover by Speckled Hand (Goodman Jones) September 1, 2004
mobble
v.; to deliberately slow the progress of by surrounding with a jostling crowd; often used by paparazzi and cronies
"Just got a call from Enzo; JLo was spotted on Rodeo Drive. Looks like she was going to get away but some of the crew managed to mobble her and Enzo got a few good shots."
mobble by Speckled Hand (Goodman Jones) September 1, 2004