Definitions by Spaz de Kat

lap slut

a pet (usually a cat) that crawls into the first available lap and starts being cute

Lucky is a lap slut

lap slut by Spaz De Kat November 30, 2009

fail phone 

when you buy a cell phone that does not get any bars where you live.

idiot: WOO! i gotz a new phone from sprint!!!
guy who doesn't care: where do you live?
idiot: uh, Washougal?
GWDC: dude, that's a fail phone, stupid.
idiot: ... shut up.

fail phone by Spaz De Kat July 15, 2009

spaz fu 

a gamer martial arts style that involves grenades and missiles and jumping and rolling every half second.
signiture move: missile jump earth breaker

i know spaz fu (throws a grenade, missile jumps, then grenades incoming airplane)

spaz fu by Spaz De Kat May 8, 2009

eat my wrath

a battle cry used primarally before a missile or other explosive attack

(charges with rocket launcher) EAT MY WRATH!!!!!!!!!
(is killed by grenade) eat MY wrath, beyotch!

eat my wrath by Spaz De Kat May 7, 2009

tactic cheat 

something in a game that is sort of cheating but not against the rules

tactic cheat examples: swiming to shore in GTA:San Andreas to buy weapons after the helicopter crashes, attaching bombs to NPCs in SWBF and watching them run to thier friends, hiding in a hole where the boss can't reach, etc.

tactic cheat by Spaz De Kat May 7, 2009

brain fry

when you're brain overheats from being stuck in one problem for too long, preventing thinking and awareness of you're envirnment

my brain fry! go away, before I... um..... eh.... GO AWAY!!!

brain fry by Spaz De Kat March 19, 2009

professional douchebag 

a douchebag so epicly douchebaggy that they must publish and announce every douchebaggy thing they do.

professional douchebag- I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message:
"New Orleans fails"

professional douchebag by Spaz De Kat March 19, 2009