Sparko's definitions

crica tu madre

1. Puerto Rican for "Your mom's cooch".
2. An expression of frustration or anger, like "me cago en diez".

1. You: Sabes que yo quiero?
Friend: Que?
You: La crica tu madre!
2. I scream "la crica tu madre" when I'm frustrated in traffic.

by Sparko March 28, 2008

spear chugger

A Cutler Ridge term indicating a niggerish nigger acting like a super nigger.

When everyone is having a good time, the spear chuggers tend to mess things up by being super Cutler Ridge uber-niggers.

by Sparko March 28, 2008

beatport junkie

One who spends an excessive amount of money and time downloading electronic music on the beatport website.

Guy 1: Jonnie coming out tonight?
Guy 2: Nah, that Beatport junkie is downloading tunes...

by Sparko March 28, 2008

mariconesa

Means gayness in Spanish.

A strong male persona says something typically said by a girl or a homosexual man.

In Spanish, you say, "eso es una mariconesa".

by Sparko March 27, 2008

pajuato

Sounds like: Pa Hua Toh

Spanish for

1. A person who is acting stupid, or silly, or just is.
2. When someone is slow, or spaced out.
3. A retard by choice.

Pepito is sleeping in his car, while at a red light. The light turns green and Pepito doesn't move till the horns of a thousand rush hour drivers wake him up. You can say that he's acting like a pajuato.

by Sparko March 27, 2008

Mary Con

An undercover way of saying maricon.

Two Puerto Ricans are trying to have a conversation on the down low, instead of saying, "you are gay" they'll say "you are a mary con".

by Sparko March 27, 2008

lambe chocha

Spanish words meaning:

1. To lick a vagina.
2. To be pussy whooped
3. An endearing term for a friend who would lick a vagina.

Pepito would not come out because his girlfriend, Guadalupe would not let him. You could call him a lambe chocha because he is at the mercy of the cooch.

by Sparko March 27, 2008