Sparko's definitions

beatport junkie

One who spends an excessive amount of money and time downloading electronic music on the beatport website.

Guy 1: Jonnie coming out tonight?
Guy 2: Nah, that Beatport junkie is downloading tunes...

by Sparko March 28, 2008

crica tu madre

1. Puerto Rican for "Your mom's cooch".
2. An expression of frustration or anger, like "me cago en diez".

1. You: Sabes que yo quiero?
Friend: Que?
You: La crica tu madre!
2. I scream "la crica tu madre" when I'm frustrated in traffic.

by Sparko March 28, 2008

lambe chocha

Spanish words meaning:

1. To lick a vagina.
2. To be pussy whooped
3. An endearing term for a friend who would lick a vagina.

Pepito would not come out because his girlfriend, Guadalupe would not let him. You could call him a lambe chocha because he is at the mercy of the cooch.

by Sparko March 27, 2008

chipfish

An australian surfer prone to telling stories of 'way back when'...combines 'chip off the old block' (2nd generation surfer), 'chipper' (upbeat), and fish - a 'retro' style of surfboard & a water creature.

That bloke should try a better board or get stuffed about his old one.
Yeah, mate, but he's such a chipfish.

by Sparko July 16, 2008

Space Disco

A term to describe electronic dance music or a place which might have electronic dance music playing loudly.

I can't wait to go to the Space Disco to listen to some Space Disco.

by Sparko April 11, 2008

marijuanate

Meri wa nate

1. To not only get high off of smoking weed, but to be completely engulfed by it's smoke for an extended period of time.
2. To hotbox.

1. Before going in to the theater, I'm going to marijuanate in my car.

2. Chicken gets marinaded, you might get marijuanated.

by Sparko March 28, 2008

mariconesa

Means gayness in Spanish.

A strong male persona says something typically said by a girl or a homosexual man.

In Spanish, you say, "eso es una mariconesa".

by Sparko March 27, 2008