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Spammity Calamity!

A sudden plethora of spam attacking one's email box; a user on Gaia that lurks much and posts somewhat rarely.

A: I forgot to enable the filters on my inbox; therefore, spammity calamity has ensued.

B: Who the fuck is Spammity Calamity? I've never seen her on Gaia.

by Spammity Calamity! August 30, 2005

dickworthy

A term used by the lonely geeks in my Calculus class. Often used in the context of an attractive young male that they'd enjoy giving a nice buttfuck, hence the term 'dickworthy'. Ironically, most of them think that sex is the integral of e to the x.

"Man, that guy is suck a twink... Definitely dickworthy."

"Sex? Sex? What is that? The integral of e^x? Surely, it must be!"

by Spammity Calamity! January 14, 2008