Space Wrangler's definitions

Sleep In

What probably 95% of the population would do if the war machine of school and work wasn’t so cruel and oppressive. Very few can do it regularly. For some reason it feels much better to sleep in and wake up at a time of your choosing. The people that run society get to sleep in, but they force their slaves to wake up really fuckin’ early, cutting them short always.

I can’t wait until the weekend, I’m going to sleep in until noon and enjoy my temporary freedom. Then its back to misery.

by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021

Depression

Word created by psychiatrists and “mental health” people to push experimental pharmaceutical drugs (“medications”). Often times this is just a misphrased version of the word “Sad” because obviously sadness is a real part of life. Essentially shrinks are just cashing in on confused and misled people (patients).

Psychiatrist: So whats wrong today?
Person: My dog died last week.
Psychiatrist: You’re evidently suffering from Major Depression. Here’s a Zoloft script.

by Space Wrangler November 28, 2019

Reverse Drunk Dialing

Calling someone when you know they're drunk. This is a very strategic call because its a good way to get information you wouldn't normally get from a sober person (unlike the opposite, drunk dialing, in which you call someone and make a fool of yourself).

I had a hunch she was into me, so since I knew she was partying, I reverse drunk dialed her. Sure enough, I got into her pants that very night! Reverse Drunk Dialing is awesome

by Space Wrangler February 21, 2008

Crickets

Something you say after a long and awkward silence. If something is silent, you would be able to hear crickets chirping, hence the phrase.

Guy: So when's the big day??
Woman: What are you talking about?
Guy: Oh you're not pregnant?

Dead silence.

Guy 2: Crickets

by Space Wrangler August 5, 2021

Bass

The thing that Meghan Trainor is all about.

"Because you know I'm all about that bass, bout that bass, no treble..."

by Space Wrangler October 31, 2014

If the world doesn't end in 2012

This phrase can be attached to virtually any sentence, as a way to express potentially impending danger for the sake of being accurate.

Student 1: So when do you graduate?
Student 2: 2014...that is, if the world doesn't end in 2012...
Student 1: What gives you that strange idea?
Student 2: Its what the Mayans predicted, and they've been right about a lot of stuff.

by Space Wrangler May 25, 2011