Space Wrangler's definitions

If the world doesn't end in 2012

This phrase can be attached to virtually any sentence, as a way to express potentially impending danger for the sake of being accurate.

Student 1: So when do you graduate?
Student 2: 2014...that is, if the world doesn't end in 2012...
Student 1: What gives you that strange idea?
Student 2: Its what the Mayans predicted, and they've been right about a lot of stuff.

by Space Wrangler May 25, 2011

Socializing

Something every student dreams of, but due to oppressive circumstances, the cruel and ruthless teachers/faculty will rarely allow you to do this freely, because as soon as recess ends, it's back to your desk and pencil . As you get older, nobody even wants to socialize anymore because people are forced to work and most people are married, therefore if you're caught talking to the wrong person, it might look like you're hitting on someone and you could be killed for it.

Teacher: Okay children, so in the Boston Tea Par...excuse me I need EVERYONE'S UNDIVIDED ATTENTION NOW OR ELSE I WILL ASSIGN MORE HOMEWORK KEEP IN MIND THE GRADING SYSTEM IS ABOUT TO GET...ADJUSTED...OKAY JOHNNY DO YOU NEED DETENTION FOR BEING DISRUPTIVE??? YOU NEED TO STOP SOCIALIZING AND PAY ATTENTION

by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021

Party Serious

Partying serious is much different than partying hard. Partying serious is the much more sophisticated version of partying; it is to keep classy company of the same gender (ladies and gentlemen), whilst in robes, basking in presence of leather bound books, a fireplace, cigars and/or pipes, and of course fine, fine cognac and/or wine.

"We bring the girls in later." Brandon Boyd

The interview where "party serious" can be clearly explained is located here:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qERBi6CeDs4

start at 2:06, ENJOYincubus

by Space Wrangler August 19, 2008

Crickets

Something you say after a long and awkward silence. If something is silent, you would be able to hear crickets chirping, hence the phrase.

Guy: So when's the big day??
Woman: What are you talking about?
Guy: Oh you're not pregnant?

Dead silence.

Guy 2: Crickets

by Space Wrangler August 5, 2021

Bass

The thing that Meghan Trainor is all about.

"Because you know I'm all about that bass, bout that bass, no treble..."

by Space Wrangler October 31, 2014

Marketing

Marketing is really what spam should be called, as they are essentially synonymous. Any fraudulent e-mails you get, marketing. Any unwanted phone calls from third world countries disguised as local numbers calling to inform you that you've won an all inclusive vacation in the Bahamas? Marketing. The reason marketing isn't called spam is because marketing is actually considered to be a real major in college/post-collegiate studies, and it's all based on bullshit. You couldn't have some fancy college with a "Spam" major. Never trust someone who majors in marketing, or even whose job/career is based on marketing, as these people would swindle their own mother for a quick buck.

Today I turned on my computer, went to check my e-mail, and I found 13 new marketing e-mails in my spam folder.

by Space Wrangler July 6, 2021