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Marketing is really what spam should be called, as they are essentially synonymous. Any fraudulent e-mails you get, marketing. Any unwanted phone calls from third world countries disguised as local numbers calling to inform you that you've won an all inclusive vacation in the Bahamas? Marketing. The reason marketing isn't called spam is because marketing is actually considered to be a real major in college/post-collegiate studies, and it's all based on bullshit. You couldn't have some fancy college with a "Spam" major. Never trust someone who majors in marketing, or even whose job/career is based on marketing, as these people would swindle their own mother for a quick buck.
Today I turned on my computer, went to check my e-mail, and I found 13 new marketing e-mails in my spam folder.
by Space Wrangler July 6, 2021
Get the Marketing mug.This phrase can be attached to virtually any sentence, as a way to express potentially impending danger for the sake of being accurate.
Student 1: So when do you graduate?
Student 2: 2014...that is, if the world doesn't end in 2012...
Student 1: What gives you that strange idea?
Student 2: Its what the Mayans predicted, and they've been right about a lot of stuff.
Student 2: 2014...that is, if the world doesn't end in 2012...
Student 1: What gives you that strange idea?
Student 2: Its what the Mayans predicted, and they've been right about a lot of stuff.
by Space Wrangler May 25, 2011
Get the If the world doesn't end in 2012 mug.Partying serious is much different than partying hard. Partying serious is the much more sophisticated version of partying; it is to keep classy company of the same gender (ladies and gentlemen), whilst in robes, basking in presence of leather bound books, a fireplace, cigars and/or pipes, and of course fine, fine cognac and/or wine.
"We bring the girls in later." Brandon Boyd
The interview where "party serious" can be clearly explained is located here:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qERBi6CeDs4
start at 2:06, ENJOYincubus
The interview where "party serious" can be clearly explained is located here:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qERBi6CeDs4
start at 2:06, ENJOYincubus
by Space Wrangler August 19, 2008
Get the Party Serious mug.Something you say after a long and awkward silence. If something is silent, you would be able to hear crickets chirping, hence the phrase.
Guy: So when's the big day??
Woman: What are you talking about?
Guy: Oh you're not pregnant?
Dead silence.
Guy 2: Crickets
Woman: What are you talking about?
Guy: Oh you're not pregnant?
Dead silence.
Guy 2: Crickets
by Space Wrangler August 5, 2021
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Get the Bass mug.When Christian and Catholic hypocrites people come together at the tail end of July to defy the teachings of their Lord Jesus by selling shit.
Here is why Christmas in July violates what is written about Jesus in The Bible:
Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)
"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."
Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.
Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)
"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."
Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.
by Space Wrangler July 25, 2021
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