Space Wrangler's definitions

Money

An evil vice that enslaves the vast majority of all humanity while simultaneously preventing the masses from achieving their goals/living their dreams/being where they want to be. Don't let people fool you into thinking that if you somehow had a little more of it, you'd be okay. What makes money so evil is that we are forced to use it, often against our will.

There's a homeless person sleeping on the street. The homeless person is homeless and starving because of money. Money is the root of all evil.

by Space Wrangler February 27, 2022

Job Jumper

Someone who jumps from job to job, kind of like a drifter but someone who doesn't want to be cooped up in one place for too long. Usually this annoys the employers because it implies that someone isn't going to be putting in a lot to the company they're working for or they're not committing.

Joe is a Job Jumper. He has had 20 different jobs in the past 20 years, somehow he can bullshit a resume and make himself seem interested/employable. More power to him.

by Space Wrangler August 23, 2021

Socializing

Something every student dreams of, but due to oppressive circumstances, the cruel and ruthless teachers/faculty will rarely allow you to do this freely, because as soon as recess ends, it's back to your desk and pencil . As you get older, nobody even wants to socialize anymore because people are forced to work and most people are married, therefore if you're caught talking to the wrong person, it might look like you're hitting on someone and you could be killed for it.

Teacher: Okay children, so in the Boston Tea Par...excuse me I need EVERYONE'S UNDIVIDED ATTENTION NOW OR ELSE I WILL ASSIGN MORE HOMEWORK KEEP IN MIND THE GRADING SYSTEM IS ABOUT TO GET...ADJUSTED...OKAY JOHNNY DO YOU NEED DETENTION FOR BEING DISRUPTIVE??? YOU NEED TO STOP SOCIALIZING AND PAY ATTENTION

by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021

Party Serious

Partying serious is much different than partying hard. Partying serious is the much more sophisticated version of partying; it is to keep classy company of the same gender (ladies and gentlemen), whilst in robes, basking in presence of leather bound books, a fireplace, cigars and/or pipes, and of course fine, fine cognac and/or wine.

"We bring the girls in later." Brandon Boyd

The interview where "party serious" can be clearly explained is located here:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qERBi6CeDs4

start at 2:06, ENJOYincubus

by Space Wrangler August 19, 2008

Marketing

Marketing is really what spam should be called, as they are essentially synonymous. Any fraudulent e-mails you get, marketing. Any unwanted phone calls from third world countries disguised as local numbers calling to inform you that you've won an all inclusive vacation in the Bahamas? Marketing. The reason marketing isn't called spam is because marketing is actually considered to be a real major in college/post-collegiate studies, and it's all based on bullshit. You couldn't have some fancy college with a "Spam" major. Never trust someone who majors in marketing, or even whose job/career is based on marketing, as these people would swindle their own mother for a quick buck.

Today I turned on my computer, went to check my e-mail, and I found 13 new marketing e-mails in my spam folder.

by Space Wrangler July 6, 2021

Boujee Food

Food that is noticeably nice and upscale. Essentially things like steak, lobster, crab, shrimp, cooked or grown with care, pride and attention to detail, and generally speaking way out of average people's realistic budgets on a regular basis, if at all ever. Antonym of foods such as spaghetti-o's, hot dogs, nachos, cup of noodles.

Jeff: How much is your filet mignon with lobster and crabmeat on top?
Server: $100
Jeff: And the merlot?
Server: $50 per glass.
Jeff: I'll take both. Boujee food.
Server: Indeed.

by Space Wrangler August 30, 2021