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Kohl's

Major chain store specializing in selling clothing for normies designed by normies.

Hey let's go to Kohl's and get some generic loose-fitting and over-priced clothing.

by Space Wrangler August 25, 2021

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Double Dreaming

When you're sleeping, and in your dream, you go to sleep and have yet ANOTHER dream!

Ross: Holy shit, I had the craziest fucking dream last night.
Emily: What happened?
Ross: In my dream, I went to sleep and had another dream inside of that one!
Emily: You must have been double dreaming!

by Space Wrangler December 2, 2010

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Psych Ward

Prison with mandatory poisonous drugs and "therapy".

I told my teacher to eat shit and die so they said I was crazy, had me evaluated in the psych ward where I couldn't even go outside. Eventually I had to agree to swallow their "medications", which were really pharmaceutical drugs in disguise. After my evaluation I returned to school and I told my teacher it was all her fault and I hope her pension falls through because she doesn't deserve it.

by Space Wrangler August 27, 2021

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Christmas in July

When Christian and Catholic hypocrites people come together at the tail end of July to defy the teachings of their Lord Jesus by selling shit.

Here is why Christmas in July violates what is written about Jesus in The Bible:

Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)

"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."

Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.

by Space Wrangler July 25, 2021

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