Space Wrangler's definitions

Christmas in July

When Christian and Catholic hypocrites people come together at the tail end of July to defy the teachings of their Lord Jesus by selling shit.

Here is why Christmas in July violates what is written about Jesus in The Bible:

Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)

"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."

Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.

by Space Wrangler July 25, 2021

Superstition

Allowing imaginary factors to control your actions and/or beliefs. One of the main problems with superstition is that it cannot be scientifically measured, as it is essentially the opposite (and enemy) of science/logic/reasoning. Never let it in and you'll be fine.

Oh no! I believe in superstition and a black cat crossed my path! I guess I cannot go through that way! What should I do!!!!

by Space Wrangler August 30, 2021

Pull the pudding

Slang for jerkin off.

"I had a massive erection when I woke up this morning, so I had to pull the pudding!"

by Space Wrangler June 1, 2009

Marketing

Marketing is really what spam should be called, as they are essentially synonymous. Any fraudulent e-mails you get, marketing. Any unwanted phone calls from third world countries disguised as local numbers calling to inform you that you've won an all inclusive vacation in the Bahamas? Marketing. The reason marketing isn't called spam is because marketing is actually considered to be a real major in college/post-collegiate studies, and it's all based on bullshit. You couldn't have some fancy college with a "Spam" major. Never trust someone who majors in marketing, or even whose job/career is based on marketing, as these people would swindle their own mother for a quick buck.

Today I turned on my computer, went to check my e-mail, and I found 13 new marketing e-mails in my spam folder.

by Space Wrangler July 6, 2021

Bass

The thing that Meghan Trainor is all about.

"Because you know I'm all about that bass, bout that bass, no treble..."

by Space Wrangler October 31, 2014

Crickets

Something you say after a long and awkward silence. If something is silent, you would be able to hear crickets chirping, hence the phrase.

Guy: So when's the big day??
Woman: What are you talking about?
Guy: Oh you're not pregnant?

Dead silence.

Guy 2: Crickets

by Space Wrangler August 5, 2021