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Weak Salsa

Much like Weak Sauce, this is just a spicier way of acknowledging that something sucks.
"Pitchfork dissed The Mars Volta again? Weak salsa."
by Space Wrangler December 26, 2007
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Bench

Governmentally sanctioned places of public seating.
Person 1: Look at Rover he just pissed on that bench!!!
Person 2: My taxes!!!! Not my taxes!!!! My taxes have been urinated upon!!!!!
by Space Wrangler July 14, 2021
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Money

The root of all evil. You should hold money in contempt; all it does is create endless problems. If you do happen to be sensible and know this already, don't let people know that you hate money because you will be judged for it, considering the fact that most people worship money and always want more of it, regardless of how much they currently have.

Money dictates your quality of life. If you have more of it, you are able to have nicer things because you can afford more without having to shoplift. Money is an evil system that only exploits people and destroys good things. Money also creates an unwanted paradox as well, because even if you hate it, it is virtually impossible to live without it, so you really can't just stop using it out of the blue. Society forces you to use it.

Money controls every aspect of society. People literally do what they don't want to do in exchange for a little bit of it, unwillingly; it's essentially slavery.
Although she works regularly, she does not have enough money to for food, hygiene, housing, and a vehicle. If money did not exist, she would be rich.
by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021
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Crickets

Something you say after a long and awkward silence. If something is silent, you would be able to hear crickets chirping, hence the phrase.
Guy: So when's the big day??
Woman: What are you talking about?
Guy: Oh you're not pregnant?

Dead silence.

Guy 2: Crickets
by Space Wrangler August 5, 2021
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Party Serious

Partying serious is much different than partying hard. Partying serious is the much more sophisticated version of partying; it is to keep classy company of the same gender (ladies and gentlemen), whilst in robes, basking in presence of leather bound books, a fireplace, cigars and/or pipes, and of course fine, fine cognac and/or wine.
"We bring the girls in later." Brandon Boyd

The interview where "party serious" can be clearly explained is located here:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qERBi6CeDs4

start at 2:06, ENJOYincubus
by Space Wrangler August 19, 2008
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Bass

"Because you know I'm all about that bass, bout that bass, no treble..."
by Space Wrangler October 31, 2014
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