Ford Simp

Someone who experiences attraction to a car by the company Ford. This is extremely rare and often looked down upon.
Can also mean someone who simps for the fictional character Stanford 'Ford' Pines, from the show Gravity Falls created by Alex Hirsch

He realized that he was infact a Ford Simp. This realization was devastating, as he was afraid people would judge him for being a Ford Simp.

by Space Saturn Bitch August 10, 2021

Michaelphobia

Someone with an irrational fear or hatred of oeotnamed Michael

He was constantly surrounded by Michaelphobia

by Space Saturn Bitch August 10, 2021

Car hillbilly

A hillbilly who is addicted to the animated pixar trilogy Cars

I know a car hillbilly. Send help.

by Space Saturn Bitch March 30, 2021

Car kink

A kink involving someone who likes cars just a little bit too much in that way

Michael: God I fucking love cars so much I simp for them
Alina: Michael you have a car kink

by Space Saturn Bitch January 27, 2021