Satanical Garden

Like a Botanical Garden, but filled with Cacti, Poisonous, Thorny and Deadly plants. Usually they are located around a ritual pentagram in the center, where Devil-Worshippers sacrifice people and animals. They then water the plants with the blood of victims, and grind up there bones and compost their flesh to make new gardens.

Timmy got the field trip location wrong, and went to the Satanical Garden instead if the botanical garden. He was sacrificed.

by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

Shit Show

When something is of equal or lesser importance/interest /value to that of a massive quantity of shit.

I didn't go to the One Direction concert due to the fact that it was a massive Shit Show.

by SovietRyan November 16, 2014

Captain America

Abstaining from sex until you are 90 years old, then banging a 20 year old chick.

Tim: My grandpa's gross. He slept with my girlfriend's sister.
Alan: He sounds like a real Captain America

by SovietRyan April 20, 2015