SovietRyan's definitions

Vietnamese Cobra

When the guy cums in the girl's eyes making her unable to see anything, like how a cobra spits venom to blind prey.

Megan had to go to the Eye Doctor after Will did the Vietnamese Cobra to her the night before.

by SovietRyan November 16, 2014

Satanography

The study of symbols, text, items and creatures associated with or representing Satan. Not to be confused with Satanism, the worship of Satan.

The least-known Boy Scout merit badge is the Satanography merit badge, due to its dark requirements.

by SovietRyan April 20, 2015

Captain America

Abstaining from sex until you are 90 years old, then banging a 20 year old chick.

Tim: My grandpa's gross. He slept with my girlfriend's sister.
Alan: He sounds like a real Captain America

by SovietRyan April 20, 2015