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Definitions by SovietRyan

CWGS(Chronic Baesic White Girl Syndrome) is a growing epidemic among caucasian females. The disease causes:

-Starbucks Cravings such as Pumpkin Spice Lattes

-Excessive use of Iphones to tweet, snapchat, and take instagram photos of everything they eat

-Wear Uggs and Scarves in any temperature, even summer temperature

-Use dialect such as "ILYBAE", "BAE", and "I Can't Even" without saying a specific action
Emma used to be so individualistic, then she contracted CBWGS.
CBWGS by SovietRyan November 16, 2014

Ass-Faced Shit Flinger 

Someone who has many faults, yet throws hypocritical insults and comments at others.
I heard Gwen call Sally a slut, even though Gwen slept with a different guy every day last week. She's an Ass-Faced Shit Flinger
Ass-Faced Shit Flinger by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

Satanical Garden 

Like a Botanical Garden, but filled with Cacti, Poisonous, Thorny and Deadly plants. Usually they are located around a ritual pentagram in the center, where Devil-Worshippers sacrifice people and animals. They then water the plants with the blood of victims, and grind up there bones and compost their flesh to make new gardens.
Timmy got the field trip location wrong, and went to the Satanical Garden instead if the botanical garden. He was sacrificed.
Satanical Garden by SovietRyan November 14, 2014