SovietRyan's definitions

Captain America

Abstaining from sex until you are 90 years old, then banging a 20 year old chick.

Tim: My grandpa's gross. He slept with my girlfriend's sister.
Alan: He sounds like a real Captain America

by SovietRyan April 20, 2015

Shit Show

When something is of equal or lesser importance/interest /value to that of a massive quantity of shit.

I didn't go to the One Direction concert due to the fact that it was a massive Shit Show.

by SovietRyan November 16, 2014

Vietnamese Cobra

When the guy cums in the girl's eyes making her unable to see anything, like how a cobra spits venom to blind prey.

Megan had to go to the Eye Doctor after Will did the Vietnamese Cobra to her the night before.

by SovietRyan November 16, 2014