Definitions by South Florida Radio Pages

Hannitized 

Rhymes with sanitized. A benevolent and enjoyable form of brainwashing resulting from watching Sean Hannity on Fox News Channel or listening on the radio.

Just listen to Sean Hannity on WFLL a few times and you'll be Hannitized.

Hannitized by South Florida Radio Pages February 12, 2004

smooth jazz

A niche form of pop music that is appreciated by people who don't like jazz. They think it sounds cool to be a smooth jazz listener and don't realize that it's not jazz at all. To paraphrase Mark Twain, the difference between jazz and smooth jazz is like the diffference between lightning and a lightning bug.

She claims to like jazz but anything other than smooth jazz is too far out for her.

smooth jazz by South Florida Radio Pages February 12, 2004

Arthur Mometer 

South Florida radio personality.

Arthur Mometer says it's 76 degrees outside.

Arthur Mometer by South Florida Radio Pages February 12, 2004