Urban Dictionary: Definitions by SoulfulZen

frenum ladder

Also called a Jacob's Ladder, it is a series of surface piercings along the underside of the penis. Can accompanied by a hafada ladder and/or a gouche ladder

Dude, do you think if I got a frenum ladder, the chicks would want me to fuck them more?
Probably, but do you really want to broadcast that you have metal in your dick?

by SoulfulZen January 17, 2006

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fartknocker

A generic insulting noun, coined by Butthead of MTV's Beavis and Butthead.

While they were watching the premier of GWAR's "Saddam a Go-Go" video, Beavis got in Butthead's line of view of the TV. Butthead shouted "Move it, fartknocker!"

by SoulfulZen May 15, 2005

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flatty

Noun: a woman with a flat chest.

Shut up, ya stupid titless flatty.

by SoulfulZen April 25, 2005

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A line of barbell piercings along the gouche (also spelled guiche), usually perpendicular to the line of skin. Not sure if it's more common in women or men. Men occasionally also have a frenum ladder and a hafada ladder.

Gouche ladders actually aren't that painful, as they are simply surface piercings. They're just a series of gouche piercings!

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Earth

1: The universe's insane asylum. Current inmates: Homo Sapiens. Everything else is just innocent. Nature is our jailkeeper.
2: Hell
3*: Mostly Harmless
4*: Computer designed to figure out the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything
5: Only planet in the system of Sol capable of sustaining life.
6: Pathetic
7: A rathole being killed by its scourge: intelligent life
Note that definitions # 3 and 4 are from The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Earth is the most horrendous place in the galaxy, and it houses the most fucked-in-the-head species in the universe. Good luck in hell, fuckers.

by SoulfulZen April 30, 2005

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