hermathlete

An Olympic caliber athlete with questionable gender origins.

Bob: Hey Jim, were you watching the Olympic swimming competition last night?
Jim: Yeah, did you see that hermathlete from Germany?
Bob: Hermathlete?
Jim: Yeah, I couldn't tell by looking at her whether she was a squatter or a pointer. Hopefully the blood testing will tell us.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed July 08, 2012

paddle whacking

Masturbatory term.

I saw that tweet from Jessica Alba and just had to start paddle whacking.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 03, 2011

documentress

A female contractor tasked with writing technical documentation for large software products.

Bill: Say, Mark, who's the new girl?
Mark: She's the new documentress.
Bill: Wow, I feel my pencil getting sharper already.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 03, 2011