Definitions by Sonny Saint

Pre-Butt 

The unexpected pleasant feeling of warmth upon sitting down somewhere that was recently taken up, or occupied.

Anthea revelled in a pre-butt moment when the door to the Ladies finally opened, and she sat down on on a lovely heated toilet seat.

Junior gave up his seat on the subway to an older man, who sat down and thanked him for his lovely pre-butt moment.

Pre-Butt by Sonny Saint April 18, 2020

Pistacchio Syndrome 

AN addictive impulse; a chain-reaction, normally related to food. When you start, you Just can’t stop. Olives, peanuts, chips, etc- you just can’t get enough of them. pile them in until they run out! And you normally have the next one ready to go right after...

At the movies, Anthea experienced an acute bout of Pistacchio Syndrome when she grabbed Mark’s large tub of popcorn and finished it off without offering it to anyone.

Junior started biting his thumb nail, and finished off the other 9. He was grounded by his parents for negative Pistacchio Syndrome

Pistacchio Syndrome by Sonny Saint April 12, 2020

Esca-Skate 

This is someone that does a little jolt or trip, or dance even, when an escalator isn’t working, but the person that gets on it acts as if it is moving normally.

Anthea nearly landed on the chap walking down in front of her when she did an Esca-Skate going down to the subway.

Esca-Skate by Sonny Saint April 10, 2020

Esca-Skate 

This is someone that does a little jolt or trip, or dance even, when an escalator isn’t working, but the person that gets on it acts as if it is moving normally.

Anthea nearly landed on the chap walking down in front of her when she did an Esca-Skate going down to the subway.

Esca-Skate by Sonny Saint April 10, 2020