Sonny Black Monster's definitions

Couch Gyna

The crack in between the couch cushions that suck everything in.

Oh snaps! My balls got stuck in the Couch Gyna again! Dammit!

by Sonny Black Monster June 11, 2011

Jazz Balls

when you ask a old man to get behind his cable box for troubleshooting and he bends over the front of it and his jazz balls tap the box

Rep: Sir,can you get behind the cable box?
Customer: hold on a sec...
Rep: I can hear some tapping on the box, what's going on sir?
Customer : I'm just bending over trying to get behind the box.

Rep:(under his breath)Fuckin Jazz balls!

by Sonny Black Monster December 22, 2008

fatsquatch

When a woman has a fat lump right above her pussy.

Chris: Did you see that chick in the tight pants?!
David: Yeah, she's a fatsquatch

by Sonny Black Monster December 16, 2008

Philack

a filipino-black person

what the hell are you? you look Philack!

by Sonny Black Monster January 4, 2009

Ponytail head

when a girl wears a pony tail ALL day and then takes her hair down, making a lump in her hair. PONYTAIL HEAD!

Cherrie was walking down the hallway and had a lump on the back of her hair so i called her ponytail head

by Sonny Black Monster April 14, 2009

Arabpino

A mix breed, 1/2 Arab, 1/2 filipino=arabpino

damn that guys tall as fuck,tall as arab, wait his face is like filipino yet arab, he's a Arabpino!!!!

by Sonny Black Monster January 9, 2009

somma bits

a cuss word you can use at work,instead of actually calling them a son of a bitch!

Me: Hey can you help me over here real quick?

Co Worker: No, I really don't want to at the moment.

Me: You stupid somma bits!

by Sonny Black Monster March 24, 2009