Somma Bits

Suited for work slang for son of a bitch

"Dang, all these Somma Bits won't stop calling today!!!"

by Sonny Black Monster April 14, 2009

fatsquatch

When a woman has a fat lump right above her pussy.

Chris: Did you see that chick in the tight pants?!
David: Yeah, she's a fatsquatch

by Sonny Black Monster December 16, 2008

Couch Gyna

The crack in between the couch cushions that suck everything in.

Oh snaps! My balls got stuck in the Couch Gyna again! Dammit!

by Sonny Black Monster June 11, 2011

Shitfinger

a person who scratches their ass and smells it

someone whose hands smell like shit

Get away from me with your shitfinger!

Stop scratching your ass you shitfinger!

by Sonny Black Monster December 21, 2008

ass nuts

when a man bends over with or without a banana hammock on and you can see his ass n nuts

man why you bending over showing me your ass nuts n shit

by Sonny Black Monster June 30, 2009

Vajazzile

To get a brazillian wax then adorn your cooty with stick on gems

Her snatch looks pretty now that its vajazziled! Look at it sparkle!

by Sonny Black Monster March 02, 2010

Ponytail head

when a girl wears a pony tail ALL day and then takes her hair down, making a lump in her hair. PONYTAIL HEAD!

Cherrie was walking down the hallway and had a lump on the back of her hair so i called her ponytail head

by Sonny Black Monster April 14, 2009