Sonny Black Monster's definitions

Couch Gyna

The crack in between the couch cushions that suck everything in.

Oh snaps! My balls got stuck in the Couch Gyna again! Dammit!

by Sonny Black Monster June 11, 2011

Tissue Twat

When a chick gets her period unexpectedly and has no other source of protection besides restaurant toliet tissues.

"Fuck I just got my rag and don't have a tampon!"

"Guess you gotta wad it up and go tissue twat till you get home, hahaha"

by Sonny Black Monster June 30, 2012

Philack

a filipino-black person

what the hell are you? you look Philack!

by Sonny Black Monster January 4, 2009

Ponytail head

when a girl wears a pony tail ALL day and then takes her hair down, making a lump in her hair. PONYTAIL HEAD!

Cherrie was walking down the hallway and had a lump on the back of her hair so i called her ponytail head

by Sonny Black Monster April 14, 2009

Cunnidingus

A stupid ass cunt

Friend "OMG did you see that guy staring at me, I'm SO hot and he knows it!"

Me: " He was staring at your camel toe stupid, don't be such a cunnidingus!!!!"

by Sonny Black Monster June 30, 2012

nicotine juice

the juice from nicotine gum

I was chewing some smoking gum and I ate like 3 pieces , just so i could drink the nicotine juice!

by Sonny Black Monster December 30, 2008

somma bits

a cuss word you can use at work,instead of actually calling them a son of a bitch!

Me: Hey can you help me over here real quick?

Co Worker: No, I really don't want to at the moment.

Me: You stupid somma bits!

by Sonny Black Monster March 24, 2009