Sonny Black Monster's definitions

Sex Dust

When you've done it doggy style so long both u and her juices have created sex dust on the bed from all the friction

Guy: Damn Baby, that was some good booty!
Girl: Fuck yeah it was, now help me dust off this sex dust from the bed.

by Sonny Black Monster July 20, 2012

Somma Bits

Suited for work slang for son of a bitch

"Dang, all these Somma Bits won't stop calling today!!!"

by Sonny Black Monster April 14, 2009

Jazz Balls

when you ask a old man to get behind his cable box for troubleshooting and he bends over the front of it and his jazz balls tap the box

Rep: Sir,can you get behind the cable box?
Customer: hold on a sec...
Rep: I can hear some tapping on the box, what's going on sir?
Customer : I'm just bending over trying to get behind the box.

Rep:(under his breath)Fuckin Jazz balls!

by Sonny Black Monster December 22, 2008

Shitfinger

a person who scratches their ass and smells it

someone whose hands smell like shit

Get away from me with your shitfinger!

Stop scratching your ass you shitfinger!

by Sonny Black Monster December 21, 2008

Vajazzile

To get a brazillian wax then adorn your cooty with stick on gems

Her snatch looks pretty now that its vajazziled! Look at it sparkle!

by Sonny Black Monster March 2, 2010

Party Face

When a girl/guy in their 20's party's SO much and SO hard they be looking like their in their 40's

"You see that chick over there, she's single"

"Yeah but that B has got mad Party Face tho"

by Sonny Black Monster April 25, 2014

ass nuts

when a man bends over with or without a banana hammock on and you can see his ass n nuts

man why you bending over showing me your ass nuts n shit

by Sonny Black Monster June 30, 2009