Cunnidingus

A stupid ass cunt

Friend "OMG did you see that guy staring at me, I'm SO hot and he knows it!"

Me: " He was staring at your camel toe stupid, don't be such a cunnidingus!!!!"

by Sonny Black Monster June 28, 2012

Ponytail head

when a girl wears a pony tail ALL day and then takes her hair down, making a lump in her hair. PONYTAIL HEAD!

Cherrie was walking down the hallway and had a lump on the back of her hair so i called her ponytail head

by Sonny Black Monster April 14, 2009

Jazz Balls

when you ask a old man to get behind his cable box for troubleshooting and he bends over the front of it and his jazz balls tap the box

Rep: Sir,can you get behind the cable box?
Customer: hold on a sec...
Rep: I can hear some tapping on the box, what's going on sir?
Customer : I'm just bending over trying to get behind the box.

Rep:(under his breath)Fuckin Jazz balls!

by Sonny Black Monster December 21, 2008

Somma Bits

Suited for work slang for son of a bitch

"Dang, all these Somma Bits won't stop calling today!!!"

by Sonny Black Monster April 14, 2009

somma bits

a cuss word you can use at work,instead of actually calling them a son of a bitch!

Me: Hey can you help me over here real quick?

Co Worker: No, I really don't want to at the moment.

Me: You stupid somma bits!

by Sonny Black Monster March 24, 2009

ass nuts

when a man bends over with or without a banana hammock on and you can see his ass n nuts

man why you bending over showing me your ass nuts n shit

by Sonny Black Monster July 01, 2009

fatsquatch

When a woman has a fat lump right above her pussy.

Chris: Did you see that chick in the tight pants?!
David: Yeah, she's a fatsquatch

by Sonny Black Monster December 04, 2008