Sonny Black Monster's definitions

Cunnidingus

A stupid ass cunt

Friend "OMG did you see that guy staring at me, I'm SO hot and he knows it!"

Me: " He was staring at your camel toe stupid, don't be such a cunnidingus!!!!"

by Sonny Black Monster June 30, 2012

nicotine juice

the juice from nicotine gum

I was chewing some smoking gum and I ate like 3 pieces , just so i could drink the nicotine juice!

by Sonny Black Monster December 30, 2008

Shitfinger

a person who scratches their ass and smells it

someone whose hands smell like shit

Get away from me with your shitfinger!

Stop scratching your ass you shitfinger!

by Sonny Black Monster December 21, 2008

Sex Dust

When you've done it doggy style so long both u and her juices have created sex dust on the bed from all the friction

Guy: Damn Baby, that was some good booty!
Girl: Fuck yeah it was, now help me dust off this sex dust from the bed.

by Sonny Black Monster July 20, 2012

fatsquatch

When a woman has a fat lump right above her pussy.

Chris: Did you see that chick in the tight pants?!
David: Yeah, she's a fatsquatch

by Sonny Black Monster December 16, 2008

Jazz Balls

when you ask a old man to get behind his cable box for troubleshooting and he bends over the front of it and his jazz balls tap the box

Rep: Sir,can you get behind the cable box?
Customer: hold on a sec...
Rep: I can hear some tapping on the box, what's going on sir?
Customer : I'm just bending over trying to get behind the box.

Rep:(under his breath)Fuckin Jazz balls!

by Sonny Black Monster December 22, 2008

Vajazzile

To get a brazillian wax then adorn your cooty with stick on gems

Her snatch looks pretty now that its vajazziled! Look at it sparkle!

by Sonny Black Monster March 2, 2010