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Definitions by Sonny Black Monster

Party Face 

When a girl/guy in their 20's party's SO much and SO hard they be looking like their in their 40's
"You see that chick over there, she's single"

"Yeah but that B has got mad Party Face tho"
When you've done it doggy style so long both u and her juices have created sex dust on the bed from all the friction
Guy: Damn Baby, that was some good booty!
Girl: Fuck yeah it was, now help me dust off this sex dust from the bed.

Tissue Twat 

When a chick gets her period unexpectedly and has no other source of protection besides restaurant toliet tissues.
"Fuck I just got my rag and don't have a tampon!"

"Guess you gotta wad it up and go tissue twat till you get home, hahaha"

Cunnidingus 

Friend "OMG did you see that guy staring at me, I'm SO hot and he knows it!"

Me: " He was staring at your camel toe stupid, don't be such a cunnidingus!!!!"

Couch Gyna 

The crack in between the couch cushions that suck everything in.
Oh snaps! My balls got stuck in the Couch Gyna again! Dammit!

Vajazzile 

To get a brazillian wax then adorn your cooty with stick on gems
Her snatch looks pretty now that its vajazziled! Look at it sparkle!
when a man bends over with or without a banana hammock on and you can see his ass n nuts
man why you bending over showing me your ass nuts n shit