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A gigantic spider/human hybrid commonly found in horror-themed ASMRs that would make an arachnophobe unable to sleep for weeks. Can be either male or female, although females are much more common.
The drider is rarely seen in any media other than ASMRs. They are usually very sadistic and will tease/torture the listener, who will always be in their giant, human-sized web. However, this is not always the case.
by Someone who kinda exists July 7, 2021
A hitman/assassin who killed a judge by the name of John Wood and was subsequently sentenced to life in prison. After a failed escape attempt, he simply accepted his fate and lived the rest of his life in prison until March 2006, when he died of a heart attack.
He has two sons: Woody and Brett. They are both actors, although the former is far more prominent.
He has two sons: Woody and Brett. They are both actors, although the former is far more prominent.
Can you imagine how Woody Harrelson must have felt when he realized that his father, Charles Harrelson, was a killer? That must have caused some issues.
by Someone who kinda exists July 28, 2021
A word that makes you really good at mini-golf.
Vanoss: You have to say (Witchakia).
Moo Snuckel (in the most deadpan voice possible): Witchakia. (He misses)
Vanoss: You gotta say it in a more positive manner.
Moo Snuckel: Witchakia! (He actually makes it) Shut up....
Moo Snuckel (in the most deadpan voice possible): Witchakia. (He misses)
Vanoss: You gotta say it in a more positive manner.
Moo Snuckel: Witchakia! (He actually makes it) Shut up....
by Someone who kinda exists December 14, 2021
by Someone who kinda exists January 18, 2022
The American equivalent of The Beatles. They were the only band that could rival The Beatles' popularity. Back in the day, they were one of the biggest bands in the world, and they're still surprisingly still active today. With two of the original members, no less...even though they're in their eighties.
While The Beach Boys' popularity waned considerably after the 1970's, they did make a brief comeback in 1988 with the song "Kokomo" and again in 2012 with their 50th anniversary tour. Despite this, they're still not as popular as they once were, for obvious reasons and not so obvious reasons. They're washed up, if you will.
Some of their most popular songs include:
-Surfin' USA
-California Girls
-Don't Worry Baby
-The aforementioned "Kokomo"
- God Only Knows
-Good Vibrations
-I Get Around
-And more...
Some of their most popular songs include:
-Surfin' USA
-California Girls
-Don't Worry Baby
-The aforementioned "Kokomo"
- God Only Knows
-Good Vibrations
-I Get Around
-And more...
by Someone who kinda exists July 30, 2022
A highly successful Youtuber and philanthropist who has been active on the platform since the age of seven, playing Roblox and many other popular (family-friendly) games.
He also makes adults around the world angry because he became far more successful than they could ever hope to be by the time he was ten years old. He is currently fifteen as of this writing and continues to upload.
He also makes adults around the world angry because he became far more successful than they could ever hope to be by the time he was ten years old. He is currently fifteen as of this writing and continues to upload.
Ethan Gamer TV is pretty impressive if you think about it. He makes big money without losing his childhood!
by Someone who kinda exists June 19, 2022
"She keeps getting up here, and doesn't know how to get down..."
"...But she keeps willingly getting up here!"
"Wasn't the smartest move now, was it, Taylor?"
"...But she keeps willingly getting up here!"
"Wasn't the smartest move now, was it, Taylor?"
by Someone who kinda exists August 21, 2021