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When a project starts to gain additional features or changes that may be out of scope, this is the polite way of telling a project manager or stakeholder to go fuck themselves.
"I was told without any additional insight that there were 20 additional widgets on this part of the app, and now i'm expected to add these?"

"Yes, that's correct. It was in the mock."

"I mean, that was not in the requirements and the mock was incomplete, but sure, i'll get right on it."

Walks back to desk

Immediately sends Resume to all open positions out of spite
by Somebody, but not Nobody July 6, 2022
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A smiley that shows a state of deep shock or suprise.
<Anonymous> hay guys remember those naked pics I had on my HD I was talking about?
<@Lain> Yeah, I hacked your system and posted them all over 4chan. Enjoy your aids.
<Anonymous> ._.
<Anonymous> I am going to kill you.
<+GhostFreeman> talk about ubermicro XD
by Somebody, but not Nobody February 26, 2005
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To be killed by being released into a depressurized, over pressurized, or vacuum space by means of a pressure door or airlock. A trope commonly featured in science fiction works, extending from a means of execution on a spaceship.
Captain Reine, knowing the consequences of his high treason, was locked immediately, without even the mercy of a court martial.
by Somebody, but not Nobody September 16, 2023
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A popular modernist typeface that's used just about everywhere, such as in corporate logos, signs, posters, operating systems, advertisments, and et cetera. Odds are you've seen it more than enough times in your life to memorize the distinct shape of each letter.

Graphic designers love and loathe Helvetica for its modernist appearance and practicality, and its adaption for any practical purpose.
I watched that Helvetica documentary last night, and I fell asleep at the 20 minute mark. Pretentious documentary is pretentious.
by Somebody, but not Nobody March 15, 2008
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The corporate speak version of "go fuck yourself" or "fuck you" or something along those lines in context.
Manager: This patch is full of really sloppy conditional statements and unused variables. I think we can clean this up a bit. Take your time to get it right.

Me: Great, thanks! I'll get these changes in right away.
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