Definitions by Somebody, but not Nobody
slav jank
A sometimes derogatory, sometimes celebratory term used for a video game typically from the former Soviet Union or a Warsaw Pact nation that has a surreal atmosphere, notably bad (or no) support for non Slavic languages, and is littered with bugs, flaws, or defects.
It's not just limited to HROT anymore: Cyberpunk 2077 and Dying Light 2 have joined the ranks of notable launches bogged with problems, renewing interest in the term "slav jank" as a warning.
slav jank by Somebody, but not Nobody February 19, 2022
Fuck around and find out
A taunt, threat, or warning given when someone or something commits to an action or course, that will certainly lead to negative repercussions.
"So do you think I can swing by and try out that 303 and those Eurorack patches?"
"DUDE you broke my DX7. And you ate all my pecan sandies. Wanna fuck around and find out?"
"DUDE you broke my DX7. And you ate all my pecan sandies. Wanna fuck around and find out?"
Fuck around and find out by Somebody, but not Nobody September 22, 2021
bikeshedding
A point when a meeting or discussion ceases to focus on the primary topic at hand, to focus on more trivial concepts.
"So we're confident the use of a heavy water moderator will totally reduce void risk, especially when pumped horizontally through the core. Thoughts?"
"Uh yeah, are we gonna paint the bike shed purple?"
"I think blue is more harmonious."
"No, its should be yellow."
"FOR FUCKS SAKE GUYS STOP WITH THE LITERAL BIKESHEDDING!"
"Uh yeah, are we gonna paint the bike shed purple?"
"I think blue is more harmonious."
"No, its should be yellow."
"FOR FUCKS SAKE GUYS STOP WITH THE LITERAL BIKESHEDDING!"
bikeshedding by Somebody, but not Nobody May 2, 2021
Karenbook
A derogatory term for Facebook, a popular social media site. Commonly used to slander Facebook, due to the site's increasingly aged, conservative leaning user base.
This morning I signed into the ol' Karenbook to see what my sister was up to, and my feed was full of anti-vaxxer trash.
Karenbook by Somebody, but not Nobody August 26, 2020
Helvetica
A popular modernist typeface that's used just about everywhere, such as in corporate logos, signs, posters, operating systems, advertisments, and et cetera. Odds are you've seen it more than enough times in your life to memorize the distinct shape of each letter.
Graphic designers love and loathe Helvetica for its modernist appearance and practicality, and its adaption for any practical purpose.
Graphic designers love and loathe Helvetica for its modernist appearance and practicality, and its adaption for any practical purpose.
I watched that Helvetica documentary last night, and I fell asleep at the 20 minute mark. Pretentious documentary is pretentious.
Helvetica by Somebody, but not Nobody March 15, 2008
Trent Reznor
A person who plays games and/or masturbates over doing the important things of life, such as homework.
May also be the name of a musician who single handedly reinvented industrial music, or at least made it mainstream under the psuedonym "Nine Inch Nails." There are even reports he once had a record label, and he likes to say fuck a lot."
May also be the name of a musician who single handedly reinvented industrial music, or at least made it mainstream under the psuedonym "Nine Inch Nails." There are even reports he once had a record label, and he likes to say fuck a lot."
Atticus walked in to see his friend busy with Half-Life 2, and he walked out saying something along the lines of "Typical Trent Reznor."
As Atticus turned to leave, the mysterious person threw a bottle of absinthe at him and yelled "FUCK OFF" back at him.
As Atticus turned to leave, the mysterious person threw a bottle of absinthe at him and yelled "FUCK OFF" back at him.
Trent Reznor by Somebody, but not Nobody January 8, 2005