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A weapon in a first person shooter which all the newbs use because its easy to kill others with, or they aren't ready or willing to give another gun a shot.
In Rainbow Six 3, the Grenade Launcher is the noob cannon, most servers don't even run it unless they want amusement.
by Somebody, but not Nobody October 17, 2004
Get the noob cannon mug.A point when a meeting or discussion ceases to focus on the primary topic at hand, to focus on more trivial concepts.
"So we're confident the use of a heavy water moderator will totally reduce void risk, especially when pumped horizontally through the core. Thoughts?"
"Uh yeah, are we gonna paint the bike shed purple?"
"I think blue is more harmonious."
"No, its should be yellow."
"FOR FUCKS SAKE GUYS STOP WITH THE LITERAL BIKESHEDDING!"
"Uh yeah, are we gonna paint the bike shed purple?"
"I think blue is more harmonious."
"No, its should be yellow."
"FOR FUCKS SAKE GUYS STOP WITH THE LITERAL BIKESHEDDING!"
by Somebody, but not Nobody May 2, 2021
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by Somebody, but not Nobody March 13, 2025
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Its just another glorious day in the corps when I can go to YouTube and find another content creator being outed as a creepvmaxxing sex weirdo.
by Somebody, but not Nobody July 18, 2024
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We taught this chimpanzee how to do vibe coding. You won't believe what happened next: He hung himself!
by Somebody, but not Nobody March 27, 2025
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Captain Reine, knowing the consequences of his high treason, was locked immediately, without even the mercy of a court martial.
by Somebody, but not Nobody September 16, 2023
Get the locked mug.When a project starts to gain additional features or changes that may be out of scope, this is the polite way of telling a project manager or stakeholder to go fuck themselves.
"I was told without any additional insight that there were 20 additional widgets on this part of the app, and now i'm expected to add these?"
"Yes, that's correct. It was in the mock."
"I mean, that was not in the requirements and the mock was incomplete, but sure, i'll get right on it."
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Immediately sends Resume to all open positions out of spite
"Yes, that's correct. It was in the mock."
"I mean, that was not in the requirements and the mock was incomplete, but sure, i'll get right on it."
Walks back to desk
Immediately sends Resume to all open positions out of spite
by Somebody, but not Nobody July 6, 2022
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