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When a project starts to gain additional features or changes that may be out of scope, this is the polite way of telling a project manager or stakeholder to go fuck themselves.
"I was told without any additional insight that there were 20 additional widgets on this part of the app, and now i'm expected to add these?"
"Yes, that's correct. It was in the mock."
"I mean, that was not in the requirements and the mock was incomplete, but sure, i'll get right on it."
Walks back to desk
Immediately sends Resume to all open positions out of spite
"Yes, that's correct. It was in the mock."
"I mean, that was not in the requirements and the mock was incomplete, but sure, i'll get right on it."
Walks back to desk
Immediately sends Resume to all open positions out of spite
by Somebody, but not Nobody July 6, 2022
Get the was not in the requirementsmug. A collaborative shared New Weird worldbuilding project focused on the exploits of the extranational "SCP Foundation" and their mission to protect humanity from esoteric, paranatural, and extraterrestrial threats. Started as an offshoot of /x/ copypasta, and has become its own form of metafiction, encompassing fan games, films, and as inspirations for other media properties.
I think a part of me died when they started letting anyone at the SCP Foundation write 001 proposals. It's been downhill since Gate Guardian.
by Somebody, but not Nobody June 1, 2022
Get the SCP Foundationmug. A sometimes derogatory, sometimes celebratory term used for a video game typically from the former Soviet Union or a Warsaw Pact nation that has a surreal atmosphere, notably bad (or no) support for non Slavic languages, and is littered with bugs, flaws, or defects.
It's not just limited to HROT anymore: Cyberpunk 2077 and Dying Light 2 have joined the ranks of notable launches bogged with problems, renewing interest in the term "slav jank" as a warning.
by Somebody, but not Nobody February 19, 2022
Get the slav jankmug. When you give the wheel to someone less qualified than Jesus to solve your engineering and software quandaries: Generative AI
We taught this chimpanzee how to do vibe coding. You won't believe what happened next: He hung himself!
by Somebody, but not Nobody March 27, 2025
Get the vibe codingmug. by Somebody, but not Nobody February 19, 2023
Get the pizzussymug. To constantly behave like a baby or young child as an adult. This may include: being spiteful, crying about inane things, wanting attention, self-affirmation, or seen as a constant complainer.
I didn't realize you could get out of an offer to buy a public company for 24 billion, but damn, this dude has terminal baby syndrome.
by Somebody, but not Nobody October 14, 2022
Get the terminal baby syndromemug. A person who plays games and/or masturbates over doing the important things of life, such as homework.
May also be the name of a musician who single handedly reinvented industrial music, or at least made it mainstream under the psuedonym "Nine Inch Nails." There are even reports he once had a record label, and he likes to say fuck a lot."
May also be the name of a musician who single handedly reinvented industrial music, or at least made it mainstream under the psuedonym "Nine Inch Nails." There are even reports he once had a record label, and he likes to say fuck a lot."
Atticus walked in to see his friend busy with Half-Life 2, and he walked out saying something along the lines of "Typical Trent Reznor."
As Atticus turned to leave, the mysterious person threw a bottle of absinthe at him and yelled "FUCK OFF" back at him.
As Atticus turned to leave, the mysterious person threw a bottle of absinthe at him and yelled "FUCK OFF" back at him.
by Somebody, but not Nobody January 8, 2005
Get the Trent Reznormug.