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Morbtard 

There are 2 definitions for “Morbtard”

1: Someone who loves Morbius like it’s better than Jesus due to only memes
2: Someone who detests Morbius like it’s worse than Satan due to only the ratings
Morbtard 1: OMG Anyone who doesn't adore Morbius is the dumbest nerds ever!
Person: OK Morbtard

Morbtard 2: OMG MORBIUS IS WORSE THAN HITLER IT’S RATING SAYS SO IF YOU LIKE MORBIUS YOU ARE WORST THAN HITLER!!1!11
Person: Shut the fuck up Morbtard
A pain magnet
Ouch, that must hurt. Why is my friend always the Tyler of the class?
Tyler by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv June 15, 2022

Tridemist 

A synonym for someone who dislikes the CCP
Mikhail: What the heck? Why is China oppressing their own citizens
Jane: I don’t know
Mikhail: Whatever the reason, I think I’m a Tridemist now.

Morbillion

1,000! AKA 1,000 Factorial. That number is about 10^2567. That number is also how many tickets that Morbius sold
Dwayne: Wow, Morbius sold a Morbillion tickets!
Ken: Yeah, that’s like 10^2567!

Free Tibet

Term used by Westerners that doesn’t really work because Tibet was heavily invested in by the CCP and their previous government used to be a theocracy, and Tibet hasn’t protested since 2015.
Westerner: Free Tibet!
Actual Tibetan: I really don’t care if we get independence
A word used by Science Deniers to strawman scientists
“Ecneics used to be a pagan device that turned people to sheep!!!!1”
“Nick, shut up, you strawmaning science denier
Ecneics by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv June 15, 2022

crimethinker 

Newspeak term for 'Political Dissent', often used to describe someone who thinks in a way that is detrimental to the fictional ideology IngSoc from George Orwell's 1984.
Murray was a crimethinker, so she got apprehended by the Thought Police
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