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Morbtard 

There are 2 definitions for “Morbtard”

1: Someone who loves Morbius like it’s better than Jesus due to only memes
2: Someone who detests Morbius like it’s worse than Satan due to only the ratings
Morbtard 1: OMG Anyone who doesn't adore Morbius is the dumbest nerds ever!
Person: OK Morbtard

Morbtard 2: OMG MORBIUS IS WORSE THAN HITLER IT’S RATING SAYS SO IF YOU LIKE MORBIUS YOU ARE WORST THAN HITLER!!1!11
Person: Shut the fuck up Morbtard
A pain magnet
Ouch, that must hurt. Why is my friend always the Tyler of the class?
Tyler by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv June 15, 2022

Tridemist 

A synonym for someone who dislikes the CCP
Mikhail: What the heck? Why is China oppressing their own citizens
Jane: I don’t know
Mikhail: Whatever the reason, I think I’m a Tridemist now.

Morbillion

1,000! AKA 1,000 Factorial. That number is about 10^2567. That number is also how many tickets that Morbius sold
Dwayne: Wow, Morbius sold a Morbillion tickets!
Ken: Yeah, that’s like 10^2567!

Free Tibet

Term used by Westerners that doesn’t really work because Tibet was heavily invested in by the CCP and their previous government used to be a theocracy, and Tibet hasn’t protested since 2015.
Westerner: Free Tibet!
Actual Tibetan: I really don’t care if we get independence
A word used by Science Deniers to strawman scientists
“Ecneics used to be a pagan device that turned people to sheep!!!!1”
“Nick, shut up, you strawmaning science denier

crimethinker 

Newspeak term for 'Political Dissent', often used to describe someone who thinks in a way that is detrimental to the fictional ideology IngSoc from George Orwell's 1984.
Murray was a crimethinker, so she got apprehended by the Thought Police