SomeBadJoke's definitions

WinAmp

A good and flexible program for playing sound files and videos. However, it has been known to cause the computer to freeze, or have a greater chance of freezing, which is why I don't use it anymore.

"Aww shit, my computer froze again while I was listening to this song in WinAmp!"

by SomeBadJOKE April 21, 2007

America's Funniest Home Videos

A show where you watch supposedly humorous home video clips of people. 90% of the "funny" stuff is people randomly falling down or tripping over something.

"Hay man did u watch America's Funniest Home Videos?? The guy fell down!! HAHA!"

"Yea. It was.. unfunny. To say the least."

by SomeBadJOKE October 23, 2007

Crucified Barbara

All-girl heavy metal band from Sweden.

They fucking rule, period. Mia Coldheart is the best female gutiarist ever!

Crucified Barbara's debut album, In Distortion We Trust, came out in 2005. Go listen to it!

by SomeBadJOKE June 5, 2007

Meet the Fockers

I'll admit it's a funny movie, but it makes fun of gays way too much. Stupid homophobic people..

"Gaylord Focker" - need I say anything else? Meet the Fockers is more for homophobics than anyone else.

by SomeBadJoke July 28, 2006

Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome

When you can no longer play guitar slowly because you're so used to playing fast (I.E. shredding) that if you were to start playing slow, you'd automatically lose your touch

"You want me to play THAT simple piece?? Hah!"

*tries to, but finds himself going unreasonably fast*

"What the hell?? I can't!! I must have Skwisgaar Skwigelf Syndrome.."

by SomeBadJOKE April 21, 2007

symphonic metal

Simply the best subgenre of metal out there. Combines the distorted guitars and powerful drums of metal with the beautiful symphonic sound of classical orchestra instruments, such as violins, pianos, cellos, etc.

Some great symphonic metal bands include: Rhapsody of Fire, Therion, Symphony X, Nightwish, Kamelot, Angra, and more

by SomeBadJoke March 16, 2007

Simple Plan

While the music itself is not too terrible, the songs are always about how much their life sucks or how much they hate themselves and wish they could die.

Quit trying to be emo and make some meaningful music for once, idiots.

Simple Plan: My life sucks!! WAAHH!! But I got tons of money!! WAAHH!! I can't sing!! And my girlfriend dumped me!! It's all my fault!! WAAHH!! I WISH I COULD DIE!!! WAAAAAAHHH!!

by SomeBadJoke September 6, 2006