Untrained Eye

A black eye, generally acquired when someone hasn't been trained properly on when to keep their mouth shut.

Jenny must have gotten drunk this weekend, I see she has the untrained eye today, you know how she gets when she drinks, always talkin' shit.

by Some wiseman April 07, 2019

AARPing

Getting old, (Derived from the organization that caters to seniors)

Man hurry the fuck up, I'm AARPing over here!

Dude 1: Hey , you going out with us tonight?
Dude 2: Nah man, I gotta work tomorrow, I'm just gonna go home.
Dude 1:: Man you're AARPing!

by Some wiseman November 13, 2017

Wisdom Eye

A black eye, quite often gotten in the process of gaining wisdom by knowing not to do whatever it was that got you hit in the eye in the first place.

M: Hey did you see Bernadettes' wisdom eye?

J: Yeah, she's still learning when to shut the fuck up!

by Some wiseman April 07, 2019

shaved my balls for this

Phrase used to describe a disappointing situation. Like you got all excited for it and it wasn't all that great.

You: This party sucks!
Me: Yeah, I don't know why I shaved my balls for this!

by Some wiseman January 01, 2015

Sugar Britches

Someone with a sweet ass. Sugar=sweet Britches=pants=where you keep your ass

Guy: Hey there sugar britches
Girl with sweet ass: Fuck off!

by Some wiseman January 26, 2015