Definitions by SoliquidForLife

One 

A number you can't count to.

Greg: Bob, can you count numbers?
Bob: Yeah, um, no.
Greg: One, One you fucking idiot.

One by SoliquidForLife December 30, 2017

Kids 

Something you don't want to have.

"My kids just set the house on fire."

Kids by SoliquidForLife December 6, 2017

( ‾ʖ̫‾) 

When somebody say / does something stupid.

Jake: I just became a vegan today. *eats normal hot dog*
Me: ( ‾ʖ̫‾)

( ‾ʖ̫‾) by SoliquidForLife November 29, 2017