Solid mantis's definitions

Sour

Something that isn't sweet, salty/spicy, or bitter.

He wasn't the type of pussy that was going to drink the milk once it went from sweet to sour.

by Solid Mantis March 9, 2021

Information

Never mind tea, you wonder what the going rate for information is China these days.

The girl never told anybody the price of tea or information in China, she just kept trying to sell them Feng shui bracelets.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Yoruba

A language.

The girl started speaking Yoruba, which happened to be one of the favorite languages of the professor who had big ambitions to become the next womanizing dictator of his country. As a collector of females phone numbers, the professor would get suckered into being blind to the girl's attempts to stroke his ego.

by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019

Branches

Could be coworkers, friends, neighbors, the guy who delivers your pizza, anybody that knows you. Mostly thought of as family, offspring, ancestors from past generations.

Even the serial killer had a network of branches, before hacking them all off.

by Solid Mantis September 3, 2018

Blook

A black guy who's like an Asian.

Jermaine only eats with chopsticks, watches anime and practices karate all day. The kid is a blook.

by Solid Mantis June 26, 2018

Poser

You can tell a poser imitating a kind hearted person from a kind hearted person, since a poser wont pose as kindhearted without also adding something about themselves being badass to their claim of being kindhearted.

The poser would pose as kindhearted when he/she wanted acceptance from the kindhearted folks, and as an asshole when he/she wanted acceptance from assholes.

by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020

Astrology

One of the things people are skeptical about with astrology is hearing about things like a rat standing on the back of an ox while playing a flute to win a race. Though some scientist asshole with too much time on his/her hands would likely try and train a rat to play a flute, just to prove it wasn't impossible, to be an asshole, or for who knows what military purpose they might try and get a scientist to do something like that the reality is a guy working in the sewer isn't going to come across a rat playing a flute every day. If rats were really such winners, why would they spend so much of their time in the sewer in the first place?

Astrology seems like another thing people created to categorize and control other people rather than help them understand who they and people around them really are, kind of like god, the devil, angels, demons, and everything else in religion. Calling it a pseudoscience implies that science itself isn't another way to control people by giving them answers that sound good (and that real science is somehow more responsible because it sounds more responsible), instead of leaving them with questions about the world around them. There's a lot of bullshit that goes with any/all of it.

by Solid Mantis January 22, 2021