Solid mantis's definitions

Reality show family member

The family member you feel like you're on a reality show with, you never really had a good time when they're around, you just feel like for some unknown reason you're supposed to be nice to them even though there is no real bond there.

Fuck a reality show family member.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020

Hang

1) to spend time with
2) a form of execution where the executed is dangled from a rope suspended above ground with nothing to stand on
3) a form of suicide based on the older execution method, often done with other items than rope
4) a state of being suspended

1) rockstar is in town and he wants to hang man
2) he was to hang on the thirteenth in front of people who thought highly of him
3) he's gonna hang himself if someone's not on watch 24/7, we can't allow that, he will hang when we say he will hang, on the thirteenth!
4) the plant will hang off the rear window

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016

Female tyrant

Females are really the tyrants males dont really get to be in their dreams, because females have gotten males to police each other for them.

The female tyrant was behind the male tyrant that butchered the entire village, that was before feminism, it was hundreds of years before feminism in the middle ages (despite claims by misinforming females that females have only had rights for the last few decades). The female tyrant would hide in dark corners at time, and in ppl plain sight at other times, depending on what suited her. There have been male monarchs, there have female monarchs throughout history. There have been patriarchal and matriarchal structures always, so to break down one, you'd have to be willing to break down all of them (including the matriarchal).

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020

Chicken shit

Fighting a drunk or dopesick junkie is one of the most chicken shit things anybody (male or female) has ever done. It's a lot like fighting someone who's fallen asleep. Like a bullfighter, a drunkfighter/junkiefighter gets somebody in a weakened state before taking them on. These are the same people who would be quick to jump somebody with 3 friends, but without the extra help would find themselves helpless.

Any chicken shit can fight a drunk or junkie whose mind is somewhere else.

The chicken shit at the road house would get a hard on when he saw a drunk guy getting belligerent, because he thought of the guy as an easy target. His dick would get even harder when he thought of how he would look to the females at the roadhouse fighting the drunk belligerent asshole (even though his buddies couldn't take some of these drunk guys two on one).

by Solid Mantis September 13, 2019

Bad fish

Somebody that tries for the image of a shark, and might even start claiming to be a shark and calling themselves one when they get desperate to get respected, even though nobody that knows them thinks they're anything like a shark.

The mama's boy/girl started calling himself/herself a shark, but everybody else thinks he/she is a bad fish, since there's plenty more like him/her.

by Solid Mantis November 18, 2019

Sympathy

What would happen if the lawyers were sorry for Derek Chauvin instead of George Floyd? Would they be told you can't do that?

I'm so sorry you have had the disease you have for so long officer Chauvin, we're gonna get you some help for your racism, you poor thing. We don't even know you, but we are, we are heartfelt and emotional for you. You have have our sympathy.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2021

Practice

The point of practice is not to try and outdo somebody else or to try and do/be better than someone else (or get the best of them). The point of practice is to improve over who you were yesterday, since nobody is close to perfect. That is why it's never enjoyable when an uber competitive person is around, they are always trying to get the better of somebody else, and they think that the world thinks like them.

Practice doesn't make perfect, there is no perfect. Perfect is something you try and get closer to, 100 percent of your potential.

by Solid Mantis January 25, 2021