Solid mantis's definitions

Full of shit

Full of misinformation, but calling it facts.

The girl was full of shit, and wanted to come off as believable.

by Solid Mantis May 8, 2020

Virtually fucking

Fucking without really fucking.

If has the womanizer some people said he was, he must have been virtually fucking all the females, since he hasn't actually had real sex or a real relationship in a long time.

If she is the whore some people have said she was, she must have been virtually fucking all the guys she knew, since she hasn't actually fucked anybody in a long time.

by Solid Mantis May 11, 2020

The shit that killed michael jackson

Similar to the shit that killed Elvis, only more variety and larger amounts.

Street pharmacist- I got that anesthesia, painkiller, sleep medicine, roofie and reds combo 1,2,3,4,5 punch. That's the shit that killed Michael Jackson dude.
Consumer- Damn yo you sure that's just gonna get me high and floaty?
Street pharmacist- Michael Jackson's doctor gave him the same thing, it ought to do the trick.

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

Hypocrisy

Refusing to acknowledge one's own negative feelings and double standards, instead choosing to poke at or call out other people's.

The guy/girl thought that he/she was not a hypocrite, while everyone else thought he/she was a hypocrite too. Cynicism masked by a smile is still cynicism, not optimism, its hypocrisy just like everybody else's.

by Solid Mantis June 10, 2020

Bubbly

Poodle-like, and often desperate to prove they (usually she) are not one of the poodle people.

The girl was bubbly and full of a poodle-like energy. One of her tricks was to advertise merchandise while making it look cute and cuddly.

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020

Sprinter

Someone who moves through life quickly.

The girl would shoot first, then run second, or would cut first, then run second. She always acted tough, and preached a tough walk, but really she was a sprinter by nature and always had been.

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020