Solid mantis's definitions

Walk-in

What every appointment really is when you don't drive a car.

Front desk-Did you want to schedule a walk-in?
Guy-Well I walked here, so this is a wake-up like any other for me.
Front desk-Oh yea, I meant...
Guy-I know what you meant, you might as well schedule a walk-in then.

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018

She's the man

When a girl tries to grab something out of your hand (or does grab something out of your hand), she's doing it because she's the man.

She's the man, she just took your cigarette and started smoking it.

by Solid Mantis November 5, 2019

Department of Erections

The government agency Dave Chapelle was from in Con Air.

Dave Chapelle had been with the Department of Erections before joining the Department of Corrections, that's what he was trying to say in Con Air.

by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020

Clown shoes

Very large feet.

All the women wanted to get to know the 6'5 baller since he wore clown shoes everywhere, they were the only size that fit. He also had a catchers mit on each arm so the men planned his early funeral.

by Solid Mantis August 8, 2016

Girl with the glass jaw

A girl with a lot of mouth on her.

Despite her crude mouth, the girl with the glass jaw had always had a delicate jaw. Her mother did her best to protect her well enough that she could keep her mouth running all the time.

by Solid Mantis October 22, 2019

Bubbly

Poodle-like, and often desperate to prove they (usually she) are not one of the poodle people.

The girl was bubbly and full of a poodle-like energy. One of her tricks was to jump up on tables and advertise merchandise while making it look cute and cuddly.

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020

Vegan

Someone who doesn't eat dairy products or meat.

The guy who tried to break your jaw hit you like a vegan.

by Solid Mantis September 24, 2019