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Its not the size of the dog

When you think about it, the statement is not what people under a certain height or weight want it to say, that the little dog always has the bigger heart and that you should never underestimate anybody. The statement is simply that the size of the dog doesn't determine the dog's heart. There are short bullies who think a larger opponent is short on heart, and they're really everything they say they are against.
Its not the size of the dog in the fight is a way for some folks to get support, but the reality is heart depends on both the underdog and the favorite, sometimes the underdog is a pussy who's already thrown the fight, and sometimes the favorite is not a favorite because of hype, it depends on the dog.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019
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Awesome

An overused word. People use it to describe shit that isn't awesome and never was. A word Eric Cartman from Southpark told himself he was when he found out nobody else really liked or respected him or his authoritie (or his bank account). He also made his stuffed animals tell him he was awesome, and that he was not a joke (though he would tell everyone he didn't care what they thought of him, he was such a narcissist that he would say fuck all of them if they didn't obey or respect his authoritie).
There was never anything awesome about Cartman from Southpark. If there were any likeable cartoon characters from Southpark, they were Terrence and Philip.
by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020
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Scapegoat

If every team that cheated got caught, and karma really did exist, nobody would watch baseball on TV anymore, which would make the TV ratings an all time low. Baseball needed a scapegoat team, and they got one with the Houston Astros.
Baseball would be more unpopular than the Houston Astros if every team that cheated could be punished. The true bad guys needed a scapegoat team to make a bad guy out of, and that's what the Houston Astros had become, because they were dumb and not because they betrayed anybody or owe anybody anything (like an apology). They weren't corrupt enough for a corrupt league, and people didnt like that, they were only half-crooked.
by Solid Mantis October 18, 2020
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Hacked

When somebody thinks they're more clever than you, they'll try and tell you something was hacked. If it was just hacked, the money would still be there.
Your bank account wasnt hacked, your money was stolen bro. Kind of like your mother and father almost got theirs stolen.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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Double standard

The least responsible person you've ever known, male or female saying someone or something else is not responsible.
The bubbly girl like to poke fun at another person's double standard, but couldn't see her own for what it was. She was too busy trying to get people to take her seriously and respect her by looking/sounding serious and indirectly having other people threaten people for her.
by Solid Mantis April 22, 2021
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Innocent

Never having done anything wrong in your life. Only animals are innocent in the true sense of the word. Innocent is used too often to describe people who are wrongly accused, jailed, or imprisoned, when the reality is innocent is a word that only applies to the animal kingdom. Not guilty of the charge a person is jailed or imprisoned for applies to the matter of someone getting jailed or imprisoned for something they did not do, not guilty of a charge is not the same as never having done anything wrong in your life. Someone who's been in jail or prison for something they didnt do is still human, and therefore has done some form of wrongdoing in their life, even if it's not what they were charged with or detained/imprisoned for.
No human is innocent in the way that an animal is, that doesn't mean every human is guilty of every charge they've been jailed or imprisoned for, there is such a thing as not being guilty of a charge, without being innocent of any and all wrongdoing in a person's life, though the justice system doesn't seem to allow for much gray area on the matter. Innocent is used too often to replace not guilty, when really there are differences. Not guilty is simply not guilty of what you're charged with. Not being guilty of a murder charge and being imprisoned for it anyway doesn't mean you didnt steal candy a few times before you turned 10, it just means you're not guilty of what you're charged with. The difference between that and innocence is an innocent being has never stolen candy or done anything wrong, which is why innocent only applies to animals.
by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020
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Bricks

Something that will split a motherfucker's shit.
Harry- He doesn't have any more bricks, how many fingers am I holding up?
by Solid Mantis February 26, 2021
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