Solid mantis's definitions
As much as some teenage girls want to take credit for being the one to make someone's life hell, a guy signing autographs is not going through a living hell, because he's not having his fingernails or toenails pulled off one by one, or being taken back to the middle ages with various torture devices (true living hell). Wasted time (autographs) and waiting somewhere longer than you should while things move slowly is all purgatory. Get your realms and their definitions straight before you start trying to tell other people about telling shit straight.
The guy signing autographs was certainly in living purgatory, but their wasn't enough actual physical pain to call it anything close to living he'll. Corporal punishment is closer to the realm of living hell (as a mind state or otherwise), and actual torture (not psychological or watching a traumatic movie about it) is closer to true living hell, if there is such a thing. Most of the people who say they made this or that person's life hell are really just pretentious frauds.
by Solid Mantis September 12, 2019
Get the Autographmug. When someone that became a bully later in life starts looking at the ground instead of at you (or their eyes dart around a room to look at everything but the one looking back at them, being confrontational back with them).
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2021
Get the Facedownmug. One thing about internet anonymity is anybody can use the same anonymity, including people who are not internet tough guys. Tease somebody in person, and say what you're saying online in person, don't be an internet tough guy yourself.
A group of posers called a guy out for being an internet tough guy, but never said any of what they said when they were looking at the asshole.
by Solid Mantis June 17, 2018
Get the Internet tough guymug. The proper Canadian pronunciation of the American English word racist. Used by news anchors and radio personalities in Canada.
by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016
Get the Wacistmug. The bible story that put more of the wrong people in power than just about any other story. Napoleon and Hitler most likely saw a little bit of David in themselves (even though they weren't Jewish kings), and likened themselves to David, fighting their opponents with a slingshot and outwitting them.
David and Goliath is a story of a Jewish youth who defeats a larger opponent, and more people who are not Jewish have used it to gain support for their cause/make it more popular (especially if its bullshit) than just about any other bible story.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2019
Get the David and goliathmug. by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021
Get the Cymbalsmug. If theres a color more bland than beige, its white(even though white and beige aren't really colors). It's a good thing people with pale shades of skin aren't really white (just like people with dark skin aren't really jet black skinned). At least beige is a little bit dirty.
White is bland. At least beige is not hand sanitizers, masks, bleach, and sterilizing everything free of germs.
by Solid Mantis August 6, 2020
Get the Whitemug.