Solid mantis's definitions

Fenceless

Someone who plays all sides of a fence, or pond, or any other body of water.

He/she was fenceless, and had no side himself/herself, so instead played everyone else's sides against each other.

by Solid Mantis January 11, 2020

Country

A rural area or mostly rural area with a low population.

A lot of people who move from up north think they are moving to a suburban area down South exactly like where they were from, except they can get more house and more land for every dollar they make, and expect all the same amentities as they had where they were from. In reality, a lot of these houses weren't even there 20, 30 years ago, and were built on land where nobody lived before. Amenity wise, nothing was there because nobody lived there, it was the country. Most of the newer stuff was built for the people who moved there, and not for the people who were already there.

by Solid Mantis February 16, 2021

Sexist

Someone who disagrees with a feminist that the grass is greener on every males lawn. Kind of like a white guy that disagrees that the grass is greener on every white guys lawn than every black guy's lawn is somehow a covert member of the ku klux klan subconciously.

No matter how many times she called him a sexist, he was still going to continue to disagree with her on her view of what life was.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021

Name

Something you dont give yourself.

You don't get to choose your name or the etymology of it. Having a name isn't the same as thinking you are everything your name is described as, by definition. If it were true that everyone named Michael was defined by the name Michael, then every Michael you ever met would be identical to the next. The same would be true of any other name, if that were true.

by Solid Mantis January 2, 2021

Wallvine

What a wallflower starts off as.

That guy wasn't even a wallflower when you first met him, he was a wallvine.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2018

Deprogram

If there is a structured program to support or encourage unplugging or deprogramming, doesn't that defeat the purpose of spending unstructured time unplugging or deprogramming?

The girl needed to take her bullshit program back to where she was from, so that people could deprogram from her bullshit.

by Solid Mantis March 30, 2021

Shad

Sounds like the name of a guy who can swim his ass off since it's also the name of a fish.

Guy-Shad, when was the last time you seen Minnow, Catfish, Crappie, and Bass? I haven't seen them backstabbing, fishfaced motherfuckers in a long time man.

Shad-Thats not funny man, even you won't laugh at what you just said man.

Guy- You're right Shad.

by Solid Mantis May 22, 2020