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Boundless optimism

Another way of saying bliss, or blind optimism that sounds even more positive, even though it all means the same thing.
Boundless optimism sounds good, but really it's no different than a state of bliss where everything is okay, and everything will be okay.
by Solid Mantis April 12, 2020
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Pretentious

A guy who got into a fight with a bear and told you about it.
Pretentious guy- That wasn't really venison we had for dinner. That was the bear I beat to death with my bare hands and skinned alive so that my family and guest could eat well.
Unsuspecting guest-And look at you, you still have a head, that's awesome!
Pretentious guy-Yea well I'm not one to brag or show off, I prefer to let my guns do the talking. These guns on my shoulders took the bears life, now his bear mommy misses him.
by Solid Mantis June 18, 2018
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Disarming

The point of being disarming is to disarm someone who is usually armed.
She was disarming to the musician by telling the musician he/she played better than she actually did, in case the musician wanted to hit her with a saxophone, a flute, a drumstick, or a guitar. She wanted to be thorough in making sure her opponent's hands were free of musical instruments of any kind. No piano wires, no guitar strings either, since they cut through human skin and flesh like butter.
by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021
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Improv

A rappers ability to write rhymes about anything from a stop sign to a license plate to playing basketball and not only making his verses rhyme, but make sense too.
Stickyicky is an improv master
by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016
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Jellyfish girl

A girl that lives in her mothers basement and takes charge whenever her mother tells her to, with her mother as her backbone and support.
The jellyfish girl is gonna be there tonight.
by Solid Mantis August 23, 2019
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Dumbass

A guy who pays real money for a lawyer to go to a courtroom in the guise of a trial.
The dumbass is really gonna get a lawyer to go to court. Even though it was a prank, he's a dumbass for paying the lawyer and the medical bills he got, hahahahaha that's hilarious and awesome.
by Solid Mantis May 4, 2018
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Smooth

The smooth guy/girl nailed him/her over the scandal.
by Solid Mantis February 12, 2020
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