Solid mantis's definitions

Rapier

A lightweight sword used to rape a woman on a fence. Protective gear is a must, as rape is a high risk game.

He pulled out his rapier and took the pu$$y right out in the middle of a field of cow shit.

by Solid Mantis August 8, 2016

9 footer

A goliath.

You'd have to use a ladder to get to that pussy, that's a 9 footer.

by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020

Ufc name

A UFC name is always a name that sounds badass or heroic. You know who "the Truth" and "the Beast from Hell" are, but why isn't there a guy like Rob "da Weasel" Fallon or Brandon "the Propaganda Artist" Verone in the UFC?

Guy1-Tell the truth Brandon what's your real UFC name?
UFC fighter-Brandon "I ain't gonna even gonna lie" Verone
Guy 2-They don't call this guy "the Propaganda artist" for nothing
Brandon- No trust me, that's the name I fight as, Brandon "I Ain't even gonna lie" Verone.
Guy 1 and 2- Bullshit!

by Solid Mantis August 12, 2017

Narcissism

Liking who you are, and not feeling like you need to change who you are or what you (or your body) look like is not the same thing as being in love with yourself, so it's not narcissism. Bullshit people tell you it's all narcissism, then after they try and get you to focus on every flaw, the same bullshit people call it insecurity. Bullshit people want you to think you're more insecure than you really are so that you'll want to change, to transform into something you will like, then try and call it narcissism if you actually end up liking yourself, so really any changes you would make would be pointless in the first place, they were never needed and neither were the people who suggested the changes.

Being yourself and liking it(liking who you are) is not the same thing as narcissism. With people who like to call people narcissistic a lot, sometimes the pot is calling the kettle black, and the kettle is good the way it is. Sometimes the people that need a taste of their own shit the most are the ones trying to give other people a taste of theirs all the time.

by Solid Mantis May 6, 2020

Heterosexual relationship

A relationship where the female works 10 times as hard as the male, or at least claims to.

I sure am glad I've never been in a heterosexual relationship. I don't like to make other people work so hard.

by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021

Playoff game

An announcer tries to make it sound like the most important, significant thing that can happen to somebody, even though people would say it's just a game.

Some people would believe they're not shit if they don't win every single playoff game or olympic event if they listened too closely to what the announcer or people like the announcer said.

by Solid Mantis April 23, 2021

Persuade

To convince somebody of something.

The girl tried to persuade the guy to buy pills he wasn't going to take.

by Solid Mantis October 28, 2020