Solid mantis's definitions
Somebody who no matter how hard they try and keep a straight face while looking in the mirror, are secretly laughing at the funny lookin guy/girl looking back at him/her from the inside of the mirror.
Funny lookin guy/girl looking in the mirror- Today, you're gonna keep a straight face for five minutes. Don't underestimate yourself, what is that a smirk forming in the corners of your mouth? You want to keep your teeth? Yea, keep a straight face on your face. If anybody messes with you, say what you just said, just like you just said it.
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020
Get the Funny lookinmug. Having a poor sense of humor is worse than really being broke. Not taking anything seriously isn't the same thing as having a sense of humor. Being a joke isn't the same thing as being funny.
by Solid Mantis November 8, 2020
Get the Sense of humormug. That guy wasnt just flirting or trying to be something other than abrasive with those females, he was really fucking every one of them in real life (while he was already with somebody that he knew wanted to be with him), it wasnt just a bullshit rumor. There is no other way to think, and there is no questioning the rumor to get to the bottom of it. If somebody says he's a womanizer 50 times, that must encapsulate him since they said it more than once.
by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020
Get the Womanizermug. Guy- What did I tell you about those sideburns?
Boy girl- If I make them any shorter, I'll have to shave off my bowl haircut. Theres no hair left beside my ears. You sexist bastard, why do the boys get to keep their sideburns, it's not fair! You're hard on us boy girls but soft on the boys.
Boy girl- If I make them any shorter, I'll have to shave off my bowl haircut. Theres no hair left beside my ears. You sexist bastard, why do the boys get to keep their sideburns, it's not fair! You're hard on us boy girls but soft on the boys.
by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020
Get the Boy girlmug. Calling somebody who smoked crack a quarter of a lifetime or more ago a crackhead or a junkie is as ignorant as calling somebody who smoked weed for a few years in high school a hippie. If they've moved on with their lives, why hasn't the person talking shit moved on with theirs?
by Solid Mantis January 21, 2020
Get the Crackheadmug. Anybody that thinks love wins misses the point of loving something other than themselves. The point of love is not to compete with another group, not even if they're a so called (by you) hateful group. Love is not a competition, and competition is not love, it's not the same thing (it's often the opposite).
by Solid Mantis July 29, 2020
Get the Lovemug. The display meant for Jim Cantore most likely didn't come from somebody who was actually from Louisiana, it most likely came from somebody out of state, just like he's from out of state.
One person from out of state telling another to stay out of that state is almost the worst kind of hypocrisy there is, the worst being somebody who's not even from that state telling somebody from that state to stay out. People don't love Jim Cantore, they need to quit lying to him, especially since most of them dont know him personally and never met the guy. Seeing someone on a video on the internet isnt knowing or loving them any more than seeing someone on TV or hearing them on the radio is knowing or loving them. Displaying something on an overhead sign isnt saying what's on your mind to somebody. I never liked or loved a guy I never met, and I'd never pretend to or claim that I did, especially not a guy from a video on the internet or someone from TV or the radio.
by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020
Get the Jim cantoremug.