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Serial arsonist

Someone behind a string of arsons, usually posing as one of the good guys, and telling people the fire wasn't caused by arson but another cause.
The serial arsonist didn't think she was a bad actor, she thought she was a warlord.
by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021
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Porch polar bear

What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.
Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.
by Solid Mantis September 14, 2016
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Magic stick

A rapist who can leave a crime scene DNA free is said to have a magic stick.
The suspect must have a magic stick Mr Jacob's, nobody can find anything on the guy.
by Solid Mantis November 5, 2016
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Teddy bridgewater

The Panthers organization weren't ever really serious about the guy having a chance. They had the money to spend to make some things happen, such as bring him to Carolina, but that's not the same thing as being serious. Some people with lots of money think that way. The former Panthers owner at least stuck with the same team through the years, win or lose, no matter what bad things people have to say about him.
Teddy Bridgewater wasn't really in a Panthers uniform long enough to get much done.
by Solid Mantis April 29, 2021
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Scapegoat

The one that takes the fall for something negative (like a bounty scandal or worse), the face of something negative.
Though his entire band participated in it, he ended up being the scapegoat until the band got popular again, at which time they replaced his face with their own, front and center.
by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021
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Cash cab driver beatdown

Sounds like an episode of a TV show where the cash cab driver asks a passenger to put on a mask to get 2,000 dollars and the passenger starts hitting him in the face like an angry 6 year old vegan.
What did the driver on Cash cab driver beatdown say ahhhhhh for? He's not Boogerman and he wasn't getting hit hard.
by Solid Mantis October 25, 2020
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Shorthanded

Being shorthanded isn't the same thing as not being ready.
The team was demoralized and discouraged because they knew they were shorthanded, not because they weren't ready.
by Solid Mantis May 19, 2021
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