Solid mantis's definitions

Circus

The big top.

You could tell the circus was in town when the girl started doing flips and poses like an acrobat and putting them in commercials. Since the commercials weren't advertising for any other product, they must have been for the upcoming circus.

by Solid Mantis January 10, 2021

Spiderman

A guy the guys who root for the bad guys don't root for.

Spiderman isn't popular with wiseguys.

by Solid Mantis January 26, 2019

Students of color

What you get if you take acid at school.

He/she saw blue, purple, orange, pink, and green students of color. Their hair was in indescribable colors.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020

Poser

Someone who thinks that if you like yourself even a little bit, or you like where you're from, or you like your life, that you're prideful because you dont think the way they think, you dont think everything in life that doesnt have dollar signs to go with it sucks.

Nobody was going to miss the poser telling them about freedom and life while trying to gain more power.

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020

Whining

Thinking of a minimum wage job as sub-serviant work, or of the people you work for/with as slave drivers is called whining. At a minimum wage job you don't get paid much but you do get paid something. Nobody likes a minimum wage job, but whiners haven't had to be anything closer to sub-serviant than anybody else who worked a minimum wage job.

At least you get paid, people who didn't get paid for doing work as kids aren't whining about it.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019

Chicken shit

A few more things on a chicken shit's bucket list along with fighting drunks and junkies for adventure are fighting paralyzed or terminally ill kids, fighting elderly Jews with dementia, and fighting someone with a life threatening injury someone else inflicted.

A chicken shit has to try everything at least once, even beating a 95 year old lady to death before taking everything she has.

by Solid Mantis September 13, 2019

Sawing

Execution by cutting a guy in half by a 2 man saw.

Sawing was the emperor's favorite way to half a guy he wanted dead.

He's been halved, you gentleman have done enough until it's time to cut another guy up.

by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017