Solid mantis's definitions

Laughing against

The kind of laughter that doesn't feel good to anybody, because it's done with/for an enemy/opponent.

Nothing he/she/they did made the guy laugh from enjoyment of it, instead the guy was laughing against him/her/them, he didn't think he/she/they were the funny kind of joke..

by Solid Mantis December 25, 2020

Diversion

A way to get people to focus on something else, such as when somebody wants to take people's attention away from similarities between their own country and a near-dictatorship and distract them with a story about a country overseas somewhere.

The girl told a story about Belarus, which despite her description of the country as being a near-dictatorship, was one of the few countries that wasn't on a lockdown at this time. It was a good diversion from events in her own country.

by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020

Chicken shit

Fighting a drunk or dopesick junkie is one of the most chicken shit things anybody (male or female) has ever done. It's a lot like fighting someone who's fallen asleep. Like a bullfighter, a drunkfighter/junkiefighter gets somebody in a weakened state before taking them on. These are the same people who would be quick to jump somebody with 3 friends, but without the extra help would find themselves helpless.

Any chicken shit can fight a drunk or junkie whose mind is somewhere else.

The chicken shit at the road house would get a hard on when he saw a drunk guy getting belligerent, because he thought of the guy as an easy target. His dick would get even harder when he thought of how he would look to the females at the roadhouse fighting the drunk belligerent asshole (even though his buddies couldn't take some of these drunk guys two on one).

by Solid Mantis September 13, 2019

Female tyrant

Females are really the tyrants males dont really get to be in their dreams, because females have gotten males to police each other for them.

The female tyrant was behind the male tyrant that butchered the entire village, that was before feminism, it was hundreds of years before feminism in the middle ages (despite claims by misinforming females that females have only had rights for the last few decades). The female tyrant would hide in dark corners at time, and in ppl plain sight at other times, depending on what suited her. There have been male monarchs, there have female monarchs throughout history. There have been patriarchal and matriarchal structures always, so to break down one, you'd have to be willing to break down all of them (including the matriarchal).

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020

Superficial

Someone who doesn't want anyone to know what they're really like or who they really are.

He/she was superficial and phony since he/she thought people would like that.

by Solid Mantis July 27, 2020

Reality show family member

The family member you feel like you're on a reality show with, you never really had a good time when they're around, you just feel like for some unknown reason you're supposed to be nice to them even though there is no real bond there.

Fuck a reality show family member.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020

Dogs

Different people think of dogs differently.

Socializing problems with white people and black people-

Black guy goes to white guys house-

Black guy- I'd want to come in, but I dont trust your dog man.
White guy- He doesn't have all the right shots for you or what? What is it with other people's dogs?

White guy goes to black families house-

White guy- Hey, you got a dog!
Black family- We're here too. He dont give a fuck about us, he's spending all his time with the damn dog.
White guy- They have a point, if they ever invited me over again, I'd spend all my time with their dog again, just like I'm doing now.

by Solid Mantis April 10, 2020