Solid Mantis's definitions

Belarus

One of the few countries not on lockdown while many people in the world are.

It seems that even when some of the people in Belarus seem to want lockdowns, dictatorship, and authoritarian leadership, they're not given it. Countries under lockdowns seem closer to near-dictatorships than Belarus at this time.

by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020

Sexist

Somebody who is irreverent towards females.

Some females (feminists) call anybody irreverant towards (or anybody that disagrees with) females sexist.

by Solid Mantis April 22, 2021

Smooth

Smooth is not rough or hard, but a soft and easy kind of grace. A smooth person thinks they're better than you, but is so smooth you'd never know.

D.Crook is one smooth cat, he makes it look easy.

by Solid Mantis June 19, 2018

Special victim

A unique kind of victim.

Toxic abusive male- Oh, she's a special victim all right this one officer, she's not like all the rest of the special victims. She deserves a special investigation.
Special victims detective-- You have the right to remain silent asshole, you have no other rights, now shut up.
Toxic abusive male- Just trying to put in a good word for her, I know a lot of guys are getting badmouthed by special victims tonight, so I wanted to give you some good news.

by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020

Will Turner

A guy that practices 3 hours a day to kill any pirate he meets, male or female.

Will Turner walked into the headshop the other day and noticed that a female pirate was hiding in there, but she didn't have her hat on her head since she wanted to be invisible to the people trying to hang her. He went to his shop to get his sword and when he got back, the female pirate was gone.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

Affordable housing

Theres not actually a lack of affordable housing (at least not in the South), or affordable housing being built, theres skyrocketing housing costs in what were once affordable houses. When growth is slow and steady (rather than skyrocketing and out of control), housing remains closer to affordable. Theres already been one real estate bubble that burst in recent history, the same people behind the bubble are the ones talking about a lack of affordable housing. People move to the South because its affordable, where the cost of living was high on the West Coast or up North.

When housing costs aren't skyrocketing, more pople can afford them, thus there is not a shortage of affordable housing. It's as simple as the dollar signs the people playing the real estate market envision to understand.

by Solid Mantis September 3, 2020

Grow some mexicans

1) Growing mushrooms.

2) Making a Mexican over 5 foot tall.

1) He's gonna grow some Mexicans at his house.

2) He grew some Mexicans by sprinkling some powder over their heads. They are not 5 footers any more.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021