Solid Mantis's definitions

Smile

A muderer's face.

Smiling guy- Why don't you smile more, why do you look like that?

Guy- I haven't thought about killing you, don't keep that smile on your face too much longer though, it's gonna end up getting contagious.

by Solid Mantis September 9, 2019

Wave

A murderer's greeting.

When you see a guy/girl smiling and waving at you at the same time, he/she likely wants to get you dead in a hurry. Especially if it's not a wave goodbye.

by Solid Mantis September 9, 2019

Demotivation

Something I try to practice rather than preach.

Demotivation will keep me from getting off my ass and doing something.

by Solid Mantis September 10, 2019

Parasite

A username, handle or screen name that feeds off the popularity of the same username, screen name, or handle. When more than one user has the same screen name, and the other user has attempted to mimic the language of the first user to make the post look like it came from someone else.

The parasite now has your screen name and started trying to copy the way you talk to make it look like it was all your posts.

by Solid Mantis September 10, 2019

Imaginary brother

The brother you never had.

Guy- Sometimes I get the feeling like you've been fucking my imaginary brother, but then I think its my imagination and there's no way you've been fucking the midget fuck.

Guy's ex-fuck buddy- You're wrong about him, the five foot nothing guy is not your brother, but he's also not imaginary and he really does have a bigger cock than you do.

Guy- I'm gonna have to find him.

Guy finds other guy:

Guy- She says you have a bigger cock than me, I'm gonna have to cut off just a teenie weenie bit of it.

Other guy- What the fuck?

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

Ocrachoke

A move from Ocracoke Island where you choke the shit out of somebody til their face turns green, like okra. You can also stick there head underwater for a while, like Ocracoke Island. People talk like they got a little more sense after their head has been underwater a while, it puts things in perspective.

The guy was in an ocrachoke.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

Facepalm

Something that disappears once you start getting slapped around by a girl with no arms.

The guy had no facepalm, he must have been slapped by the girl over there with no arms.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019