Pork chops

Sideburns shaped like pork chops. They usually get more ladies than tenderloins , t bone, or porterhouse instant heart attack side burns but a possessor of any of the latter three is usually a better fighter. Well, latter two, the tenderloin sideburns possessor ought to go ahead and shave and start over.

I'm not gonna tell you again, shave those pork chops!

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

Lad

Australians also use both lad and bloke. British folks went to Australia, Irish folks went to Australia and now neither word is affiliated with a user. Australians flip a coin when they meet a young guy, if it lands on heads they call him bloke if it lands on tails they call him a lad. They might call him a Sheila if he's a punk though.

Are you a bloke or a lad, we're gonna find out right now, oh it landed on tails but you're no lad. You're a fuckin Sheila I can tell.

by Solid Mantis April 25, 2017

Womanizer

Calling a guy who hasn't been fucking a womanizer is like calling a priest a womanizer, the shoe doesn't fit. The same kind of person would say a high school girl who's a virgin is a trick who would do anything for a dollar. Why should someone be wearing shoes that don't fit?

Britney spears called your priest a womanizer in a song, she finally exposed him for who he really was all those years.

by Solid Mantis August 02, 2018

Evil

A lack of a good nature or a good will. More full of cruelty and trickery than anything else.

The girl tried with all her might to be evil.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

Normal

Normal is normal, new is new. New doesnt become normal, it becomes obsolete one day.

A lot of technology that was once new is now obsolete. It never became the new normal because there is no new normal. Normal is normal. Being normal and functional is most important to the people that always claim they dont care what anybody thinks in the first place. Another word for normal is plain, which is not much different than bland.

by Solid Mantis August 06, 2020

Double standard

The world doesnt try to shame females who think their social skills are perfect, the world tries to shame males who are perceived as having no social skills (though a lot of this comes from the same people who claim they're being shamed themselves, not society). The reality is there are no human victims, if theres one species that deserve to suffer, its humans.

Double standards are when one group's behavior is defended, but the same behavior in another group is condemned. So, pretending to suddenly jump to a male's defense when you finally discover oh shit, not all double standards work in a male's favor, or are perpetuated by males, or people other than yourself, and now you want to try and be the solution doesnt work. You are as much the problem as anybody else, you are as much the hypocrite as anybody else.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020

Celibate

Someone who gets no complaints about how terrible they are in bed.

Once the guy was no longer celibate he started getting the same complaints again.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020