Solid Mantis's definitions

Cynic

The kind of person who tells you to relax, don't panic, the sky is falling but it's gonna be okay. These are the same people claiming to liberate other people. Does anybody really need liberation coming from somebody like that?

The girl wanted people to know she was on their side, she was freeing them from their prison, while locking other people up. She was a cynic to the core, which is why she always preached hypocrisy about positive thoughts.

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019

Frienemies

There are no frienemies. Frienemy is a pretentious word to describe someone who's pretending to be someone's friend until they're ready to stick their knife in someone's ribs.

The guy/girl is not your frienemy. He/she is gonna put the knife in your ribs when he/she is ready. There's no such thing as frienemies.

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019

Death

Without death, taxes/bills/paychecks, other people's lives/business/celebrities, or sports/music, there are people who wouldn't have anything to say or talk about (or not much besides money if they did). They'd mostly be full of comebacks and either say the same insult back you just said to them, or sometimes out of desperation, they'd call somebody a name before anybody else would have enough time to.

The girl wouldn't have much to say without death, taxes, celebrities, sports, or music (a little bit of science or spirituality every now and then she might talk about).

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019

Great expectation

Expecting someone to do something like work 4 jobs or fly.

The girl wanted to see somebody fly freely (without being in an aircraft or having a parachute) even though nobody could do that. The people who tried to live up to her expectations are all dead, those who watched them die didn't find her great expectations liberating at all.

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019

Ignorance

Thinking small genitals is the same thing as passive.

If having small genitals was the same thing as passive, there would be a lot more passive Irish and Asian people. To think that way is ignorance.

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019

Golden rule

Treat people like shit, that way they treat you like shit. Don't expect them to treat you like shit though, some people try to be friendly to try and get you to be friendly to them.

An asshole's golden rule is not the same as a friendly person's golden rule.

by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019

Asshole

Someone who doesn't make it a priority to be popular.

The guy had always been an asshole, what other kids thought was popular was not important to him, he thought most people in the world were a little bit too friendly.

by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019