Lindsay became a fuckin mollycoddle after a lifetime of her mother turning her into one. Everybody including her father blamed her father for failing, nobody blamed her mother for mollycoddling her, but somebody else was certainly always to blame, and always had to take the pressure off her for everything.
by Solid Mantis May 12, 2019
Get the Mollycoddling mug.You know Trump is going to try and pull a Grover Cleveland in 2024, and undermine Biden the entire time he's in office if you're realistic about it.
by Solid Mantis December 16, 2020
Get the Grover Cleveland mug.There was a time sonic the hedgehog was an impressive game. Most people couldnt find better graphics in a video game. Nowadays, it seems like every video game console tries to outdo the next to the point that it's silly, people seem to need the false sense of satisfaction they get from a video game with 3D graphics and one that seems real, even though theres nothing realistic about video games in the first place, there never was.
Kid- Have you ever seen a blue hedgehog do this shit before?
Kid's friend- No, never. That's close to teleportation, I've only seen that on TV before today. What the fuck is this sonic the hedgehog shit?
Kid's friend- No, never. That's close to teleportation, I've only seen that on TV before today. What the fuck is this sonic the hedgehog shit?
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
Get the Sonic the hedgehog mug.Hopefully you don't base a decision on whether you're attracted to somebody on what they look like on the surface alone. It's a little bit weird to date only people who don't look like you because they don't look like you and for no other reason.
Dewey Cox's first wife- You can't be married to more than one person at the same time Dewey, neither can I, that's why I'm with Leroy now. Once you go black you never go back.
Dewey Cox- (to Edith) Edith wait! (to Darlene) It's okay, she's gone now, and she ain't coming back. This will make everybody involved happier I think.
Dewey Cox- (to Edith) Edith wait! (to Darlene) It's okay, she's gone now, and she ain't coming back. This will make everybody involved happier I think.
by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021
Get the Once you go black you never go back mug.LDE, not to be confused with LED, is little dick energy. A guy with little dick energy will usually be a masturliker since nobody else likes his post, and will forcefully make a female tell him how he has the biggest penis she ever saw in her life when really the only thing she sees is that he has plenty of little dick energy to go with his tiny genitals.
The guy needs his ego stroked a little, well a lot actually, so his LDE would never be confused with BDE.
by Solid Mantis July 13, 2018
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Shrink-I'm surprised you're able to ask, especially since you're planning on going home after you leave here. They don't have medicine for people like you ma'am, good day to you.
Shrink-I'm surprised you're able to ask, especially since you're planning on going home after you leave here. They don't have medicine for people like you ma'am, good day to you.
by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016
Get the Axe murderer mug.You see a movie about a serial killer who thinks he's ugly or disfigured, but never a movie about a guy who's not short, but is convinced he's a midget. A guy with a napoleon complex that shouldn't be there.
The yellow dragon was a mental midget who preyed on tall people even though he wasn't short. He also was convinced he was a coward.
by Solid Mantis August 06, 2019
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