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Mean midget syndrome is mean man syndrome on steroids. A midget thinks he/she will out-anybody at everything, so a mean midget must be meaner and ruder than a mean man.
The midget with mean midget syndrome is gonna bust a beer bottle across the drunk guy at the bar's head if he keeps talking about how great the Sandhills is compared to living or being from anywhere else.
by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019
Get the Mean midget syndrome mug.One of the reasons the sandhills is a great place to live, since sandhills golf is more interesting than city mailbox sports, as long as the mailbox stays open while you're on the hole.
The closest mailbox will usually be a par 11 or higher, so you can play sandhills mailbox golf all day long if you're playing 18 holes.
by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019
Get the Sandhills mailbox golf mug.Pinecomb fucking is when you cover a pinecomb in boiling oil and you stick it in a girls pussy (or ass). Pinecomb fucking is something that makes sex in the sandhills more interesting than other kinds of sex, even if critics call it medieval torture, or rape, or genital mutilation.
by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019
Get the Pinecomb fucking mug.Nothing changed about what a relationship was since the 20th century. In a relationship, two people spend time together in real life, do things together, and so on. Time spent online talking to somebody online is not a relationship.
Someone you talked to online is not a boyfriend/girlfriend in the 21st century anymore than in the 20th century or before. Talking to somebody on a computer is not a relationship with another person.
by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019
Get the Relationship mug.Keeps anything that they consider weird about themselves hidden or repressed, since revealing any of it could jeopardize their position.
Despite all the shit an introvert talks about people making reputation killing moves in life, they're the people that live like they have a reputation to keep intact. These are the same people nobody really knows telling other people how to be themselves (what's more hypocritical?).
by Solid Mantis July 11, 2019
Get the Introvert mug.A weak guy/girl. A mollycoddle keeps on telling the world that they are strong, or that the group they're a part of is strong, to the point that most other people would be considered braggarts if they did the same thing.
The mollycoddle talks about being strong, but never tells you about backstabbing people that knew him/her, whining about not getting something he/she were sure they deserved, or the world he/she retreats and hides from when he/she considers it scary.
by Solid Mantis July 12, 2019
Get the Mollycoddle mug.When somebody talks about serving this or that often, they're usually a whining fuckin pussy who hates that they're bullshit.
The girl would whine about how she had to serve at her job, meanwhile there were many people who never once claimed anybody made them feel sub serviant at their jobs, though they also did any work they did to the best of their ability. The girl wanted to make any talk about her work about her, like most things in her life.
by Solid Mantis July 13, 2019
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