Solid Mantis's definitions

Ungrateful

Being ungrateful isnt based on political party.

The guy wasn't ungrateful because he was a Democrat, he was ungrateful because he was an asshole like me.

by Solid Mantis November 7, 2020

Band saw

A cutting tool.

Guy- They made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020

Females

The most privileged group on the planet, and always have been.

Guy- Here's a building.
Girl- That's not enough, you owe me more than that.

Some females know how privileged they are, others think males owe them something.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Kurt Cobain

The singer that died because he questioned his girl. Despite his drug use, he had grown too strong, too powerful, and someone that knew him didn't like that about him.

Kurt Cobain might have been a degenerate, but he was not a coward.

by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021

Wolf

An animal that doesn't take what it doesn't need, humans could learn a lot from wolves, especially the ones buying 10 rolls of toilet paper at a time during the coronavirus.

A wolf is a decent animal.

by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020

Voting

A way to make a country look more democratic than it is, especially during a pandemic.

No wonder some groups of people seem a little more desperate to get people to vote this year, they want to perpetuate their illusion of having more rights than they actually do, kind of like a herd. The process of voting, the whole atmosphere of going to the polling stations and voting helps maintain the illusion of a country being more democratic than it really is. The people going out and voting aren't usually the same ones making the decisions about what businesses get shut down, or mask mandates. They're usually the ones being told to wear a mask, or where not to go (until it's time to vote, then they're told to go to the polling station, just like a herd).

by Solid Mantis October 30, 2020