The person who's not as funny as the second funniest person, but funnier than everybody else on the charts.
Guy-What are you a comedian?
Other guy- Yea, I was the 3rd funniest guy on the show, have you ever been the 3rd funniest of anything?
Guy- You got a point, I was usually about 17th funniest out of 19 or 22, 3rd is more impressive than it seems.
Other guy- Yea, I was the 3rd funniest guy on the show, have you ever been the 3rd funniest of anything?
Guy- You got a point, I was usually about 17th funniest out of 19 or 22, 3rd is more impressive than it seems.
by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020
Guy- They made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.
by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020
Guy- Here's a building.
Girl- That's not enough, you owe me more than that.
Some females know how privileged they are, others think males owe them something.
Girl- That's not enough, you owe me more than that.
Some females know how privileged they are, others think males owe them something.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
An animal that doesn't take what it doesn't need, humans could learn a lot from wolves, especially the ones buying 10 rolls of toilet paper at a time during the coronavirus.
by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020
No wonder some groups of people seem a little more desperate to get people to vote this year, they want to perpetuate their illusion of having more rights than they actually do, kind of like a herd. The process of voting, the whole atmosphere of going to the polling stations and voting helps maintain the illusion of a country being more democratic than it really is. The people going out and voting aren't usually the same ones making the decisions about what businesses get shut down, or mask mandates. They're usually the ones being told to wear a mask, or where not to go (until it's time to vote, then they're told to go to the polling station, just like a herd).
by Solid Mantis October 30, 2020
The singer that died because he questioned his girl. Despite his drug use, he had grown too strong, too powerful, and someone that knew him didn't like that about him.
by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021