Definitions by Solid Mantis
Poser
Someone that is not who they say they are. Someone that tries to discredit a company (UPS, a retailer for examle) because they didn't get as much money as they wanted for something.
The girl was trying to discredit the company to defend her feisty (and false) image. Someone that really is feisty doesn't have to tell people around them often about how feisty they are to get attention or attempt to scare the shit out of people, and anybody that does that, big or small, is a poser.
Poser by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021
Lance Ballinstrong
A guy that gives it three hundred percent in every game, because he has only one kidney left. A guy that does more with one kidney than some people would do with 3 kidneys.
Ladies, I am five feet tall, and I have only one kidney, but that doesn't stop me from reaching my goals. Ask my team, if they want somebody to dunk the ball, they pass it to me! Boomshakalaka! My coach says I'm five foot nothing, but I got the heart of a liger, a half lion half tiger that can fly. If you doubt Lance Ballinstrong, you're a stupid faggot clown man.
Lance Ballinstrong by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021
Announcers
By comparing a guy to Superman, an Announcer is really saying he has to be at one hundred percent on ever single play, or people are going to hate the guy. That's not realistic for anybody, because in reality, no matter how close somebody tries to get, they're not going to be at one hundred percent even part of the time, since one hundred percent is perfect.
Announcers aren't doing a guy a favor by comparing him to Superman, and it sounds a little bit silly to most people over age 5.
Announcers by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021
Announcers
Thanks to what some of the announcers are saying about black quarterbacks, some of them are getting shots in their spine thinking they have to become black Superman. Instead of fucking with a guy's head, since he's not there to be anybody's superhero, why not take his talent for what it is, without trying to inflate everything to excess? Not everybody can do what a quarterback or wide receiver does, so it's special enough without the guy feeling like he has to put a cape on every time he walks on the field to keep people from hating him. Especially when not every quarterback would have to put a cape on for people not to hate them.
Announcers are watching the same game as everybody else, and not everybody watching agrees with their script.
Announcers by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021
Good guy/bad guy
What anybody could be at any time from Lil Wayne to Donald Trump to Joe Biden (or Nancy Pelosi) anybody who's not 2 dimensional and on a TV screen, or in a video game could be a good guy and a bad guy at different times in their life. The question a lot of people are asking is not the one suggested to them that they ask (Is this guy/girl a nice guy/girl?) or (Was this guy/girl made to look like a nice guy/girl in the one YouTube video by the people filming it?) , but they're asking something more like Is this guy/girl a decent guy/girl most of the time when he/she has the option to be anything he/she wants to? or Does this guy/girl gravitate more toward trying to be evil and scary more often than not?
Good guy/bad guy in a movie, book, or video game is clear a lot of the time, since somebody watching/playing/reading will go by what the director/author wants to be the good guy or bad guy if they're not questioning what they're seeing/reading, but in real life, people are not 2 dimensional, and they're not stupid either, so it's not going to be obvious all the time whether a guy or girl is good or evil by nature.
Good guy/bad guy by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021
Quarterback
One year/season is not enough to know whether a guy is good for a job. If you really want a guy to commit to a team, you have to make a commitment to him, rather than threats about how he will lose his job if he doesn't do exactly what you want him to, when you want him to do it (trying to light a fire under his ass). Nobody performs better that way, and it's a waste of money/resources you could've just saved for a different quarterback, if a different quarterback was what you knew you wanted deep down all along. I guess when you have excessive amounts of money at your disposal, you feel like fucking around with it more than someone on a tighter budget.
Either somebody wanted the guy to be a quarterback before he started, or they didn't. There's no sense in fucking around with a guy's head about it when you have enough money that you don't have to fuck around with anybody's head, you could pick anybody you wanted for the job.
Quarterback by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021
Crabs
Like crabs to a wounded bird, they proceeded to surround that guy and shred him to a bloody pulp with their pincers, prying at his flesh.
Crabs by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021