Natural

The bubbly girl tried too hard to be something she wasn't, an extrovert. She wasn't her natural self, and people knew it. There was already enough bullshit in people's everyday lives without them being fucked with, but her imitation of extroverts only added a bunch of pointless hype, drama, and conflict like a helicopter pouring kerosene on a wildfire thinking that would make things better. People could really do without her bullshit, whether they knew it or not.
by Solid Mantis December 17, 2020
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Virtual domestic violence

Domestic violence between two people that aren't in the same house.
Cases of virtual domestic violence were on the rise since the coronavirus started, and guys were now virtually beating the shit out of their imaginary wives/imaginary lovers. Americans are not already worried enough about the wrong kind of shit, they need more of it to worry about, like virtual domestic violence.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020
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Poodle girl

A girl that has a bubbly, poodle-like energy.
Even when throwing the egg at the dude and saying screw you, the poodle girl that didn't curse came off as a poodle.
by Solid Mantis November 06, 2020
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Election

A lot of people in this country went out and voted on election day. All that effort they put into what they did is (always) at risk of being turned into bullshit (despite claims about the whole thing being a democratic process), which is why some people don't vote, they have a good reason not to.
What's the point of an election if the people who hold power don't have any regard for what everybody else in the country wants to happen? That's a king, not a president. Why call it anything else? Why deceive people who went out and voted? The founding fathers were slaveowners, not one of the rest of us. Not every Confederate statue that was removed was a slaveowners, the enlisted members of the Confederate military were just regular poor or middle class guys who went into the military to fight someone else's war, they weren't fighting to support slavery, the South was their home. Removing a statue because it was a Confederate is as ignorant as removing a statue because it's a statue of a black guy. Civil rights leaders weren't perfect people either, they were as human as anybody else (and as inhuman as anybody else).
by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020
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Thanksgiving

A day the Indians dont call You'rewelcomesgiving.
The Indians have a name more like Fuck this shit they're still here after hundreds of years day for Thanksgiving.
by Solid Mantis June 05, 2020
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Queen bee

The epitome of smooth.
The queen bee was socially the epitome of smooth, and thought everyone else's life was not as good as hers, that she was better than everyone else. At what point in life did the mollycoddle next door become the queen bee?
by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020
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Cam newton

A guy who wanted to make some things happen in Carolina, but let the people who wanted to run him off run him off in the end. It's really not enjoyable to play football with people in your own town trying to run you off, the bullshit gets old after years and years of it. He will do well in New Orleans, just like the people who wanted to run him off wanted to see happen.
Cam Newton was headed to doing some things in Carolina, then all the good things got fucked up and turned into bullshit.
by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020
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