The good guy has the big dick is a stereotype. Many of the good guys would like this stereotype to be true, you'd think the bad guys are compensating for their dick size with their guns. Sometimes the bad guys have the big dick, the money, the guns, the cars, and the girl, and all the good guy has is a tiny little wand to wave around.
Spiderguy had a Halloween costume but Doctor Octodaddy was too cool to be seen with him. The stereotype was bullshit about the good guy.
by Solid Mantis October 05, 2018
Balance is not moving a Confederate statue somewhere nobody will argue over it and keeping it hidden, like an ostrich head. Balance is a Martin Luther King statue here in your face, and right next to it is a Confederate statue in your face, whether you like it or not. It's not compromising everything to get along, since that's a good way to end up fucked by the people trying to get you to compromise (and lose) everything.
by Solid Mantis April 13, 2021
A person who takes a picture with a group of people so they don't look narcissistic in the picture is a poser.
Photogenic poser-Look, there's seven other faces in the photo with mine, we're not narcissistic are we?
by Solid Mantis February 07, 2018
Expecting someone you've been stealing from for years to love, praise and respect you is hypocrisy since they don't owe you any of that.
He/she expected everyone to follow his/her bullshit rules after taking all their money, and expected them all to be in a mood to celebrate, what's a worse hypocrisy than that?
by Solid Mantis March 27, 2020
The dork wedge was slowly moving up the sidewalk, laughing at that dude like there was something wrong with him for having the audacity to be there on a sidewalk they owned.
by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021
People do what they want, and they should do what they want, as long as they're also doing the consequences for every one of their actions. There's a lot of people quick to defend their right to do as they please, but they don't want to do the consequences that come with doing what they please. They're quick to try and hold someone else accountable for something, but if someone holds them accountable for their actions, they claim to have had to be subserviant around the other person. That isn't free spirited, it's weak.
by Solid Mantis March 31, 2021
A magical, spiritual experience that lasts 6 to 8 hours, where acid lasts 10 to 12. Mushrooms provoke emotion and connection to mother earth where acid is intellectual and cosmic. Mushrooms are a ride, out of control, insane, and enlightening. Visuals are wavy and breathing, flowing. Sense of smell is strongly enhanced, where acid is more auditory. I don't regret using mushrooms at all.
by Solid Mantis August 01, 2016